61 - TASTE THE SMUG!

[buywithme]

Kirk! Comrade! Brother! Let me be the first to congratulate you on transcending the workplace standard! We regret to inform you that your time with the Factory is coming to a conclusion, and with the return of your predecessor you are being released back into the unallocated pool of wardens.

Sam came back. You'll get reassigned soon.

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I taste it. It's bitter.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Are you sure it's Sam?

Why don't you believe him, Kirk?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

It's definitely Sam, Comrade. I told you he wouldn't have just left.

Because Kirk likes to be mean. Also have tags from my phone

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

How do you know he wants to be here now?

His confidence: abruptly undermined. And YAY PHONE TAGS.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

He told me he didn't mean to leave.

Besides, he came back, didn't he?

Mission complete!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Did he want to come back? Isn't that what matters?

You just want him to stay as your inmate forever.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I--

Actually, now that I think about it I don't think he had a choice.

Doesn't matter though. He wants to be here.

He doesn't have Bones to entertain him!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well, when he leaves again, you can come cry on my shoulder.

Damn it Jim! Prefect's an inmate not a doctor!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

He's not going to leave again!

Kirk rejects your excuses

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Is that what he said the first time he left?

Kirk is a buttface :c

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

He didn't leave! He just--

He just wasn't here for a little bit. If he'd left then why is he back?

You love him

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

He lost a bet?

Unexpected Harv is go!

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Hey. Piss off.

HEY HARV.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Hey. No.

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

Leave Prefect alone.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

What, are you his warden too?

[bythe_books]

I'm positive it's Sam.

heeeeeey Sammy

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Is it because you are Sam?

HEY JERK

[bythe_books]

A brilliant deduction. Yes, I'm Sam. DCI Sam Tyler.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That would make me Captain James Tiberius Kirk.

[bythe_books]

Oh, come off it, you're not Captain Kirk.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty fucking sure that I am. It says so on my name tag.

[bythe_books]

Right, and your parents named your brother 'Scotty' while they were at it, didn't they?

Damnit Ros. His brother was cut from the movie for time and shit.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Scotty's my long lost brother? Here I always thought my brother's name was Sam. Kinda like you only not a total douche bag.

LOLWHOOPS

[bythe_books]

Right. This coming from a man who makes a habit of preying on the vulnerabilities of the person he's meant to look after.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Your chastisement would carry so much more weight if you didn't have a habit of totally abandoning the person you're meant to look after.