61 - TASTE THE SMUG!

[buywithme]

Kirk! Comrade! Brother! Let me be the first to congratulate you on transcending the workplace standard! We regret to inform you that your time with the Factory is coming to a conclusion, and with the return of your predecessor you are being released back into the unallocated pool of wardens.

Sam came back. You'll get reassigned soon.

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I taste it. It's bitter.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Are you sure it's Sam?

Why don't you believe him, Kirk?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

It's definitely Sam, Comrade. I told you he wouldn't have just left.

[bythe_books]

I'm positive it's Sam.

Because Kirk likes to be mean. Also have tags from my phone

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

How do you know he wants to be here now?

heeeeeey Sammy

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Is it because you are Sam?

His confidence: abruptly undermined. And YAY PHONE TAGS.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

He told me he didn't mean to leave.

Besides, he came back, didn't he?

HEY JERK

[bythe_books]

A brilliant deduction. Yes, I'm Sam. DCI Sam Tyler.

Mission complete!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Did he want to come back? Isn't that what matters?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

That would make me Captain James Tiberius Kirk.

You just want him to stay as your inmate forever.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I--

Actually, now that I think about it I don't think he had a choice.

Doesn't matter though. He wants to be here.

He doesn't have Bones to entertain him!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Well, when he leaves again, you can come cry on my shoulder.

Damn it Jim! Prefect's an inmate not a doctor!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

He's not going to leave again!

Kirk rejects your excuses

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Is that what he said the first time he left?

Kirk is a buttface :c

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

He didn't leave! He just--

He just wasn't here for a little bit. If he'd left then why is he back?

You love him

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

He lost a bet?

I love a lot of buttfaces!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

No.

He came back. He likes me.

>(((((

[bythe_books]

Stop trying to upset my Inmate. You're supposed to be in a position of authority, so act like it, you bloody child.

[bythe_books]

Oh, come off it, you're not Captain Kirk.

That's because you're a slut

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

If you say so.

BRING IT BITCH

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Ouch. My feelings.

:c

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well, good, because I do.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty fucking sure that I am. It says so on my name tag.

[bythe_books]

Right, and your parents named your brother 'Scotty' while they were at it, didn't they?

[bythe_books]

Don't give me any of that nonsense. Stay away from my Inmate.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

It's been fun, Prefect. I mean that.