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Mar. 27th, 2009 01:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
buywithmeComrades! Consumers! Haven't we had a flood of unfamiliar faces lately? Well allow me to personally greet each and every one of you to the Barge. My name is Prefect, and I am the sole operator of the Factories single outlet here.
Comrades, I know this may be difficult for you, I know that you've awoken in a strange new place, far from home, I know you feel pressured and dominated and confused, but brothers, sisters, do not let your hearts be troubled. This place will tear at your minds and your hearts, destroy your body and each time allow you to rise from the ashes of that flesh like a scalding phoenix from the flames, it is a place forever in flux, forever changing. It is impermanent. The only way now to anchor ourselves is to build our own physical empires, Comrades, you are no longer your body or your mind or your primitive notions of soul, you are only what you surround yourself with! That is what abides, that is what remains.
So Comrades, Consumers, Brothers and Sisters, do not dwell in the realm of ever fleeting consciousness, but rather buy with me, the building blocks of who or what you are so that when your mind is torn away from you your foundations are still firm! Bicycles, balaclavas, ballet shoes, blue-ray players, boxer shorts, bottles, berets, baskets, basketballs, just a small number of the things we currently have in stock, and Comrades if we are unable to find what you require in our existing stores then rest assured, our staff will do literally whatever is possible to acquire what you need elsewhere, and all of this for the lowest prices possible.
Comrades, in the hours of your discontent, in the moments when this place at the end of time and space and history tries to drag you apart, ask yourself this:
Will I be lost? Will I be the one who falls first with no solid hold to grip onto? Will my mind be the first not to return?
Comrades, do not let it be so. Buy with me today, and we shall chain ourselves to this reality with the endless glory of commerce and products, in this ever fluctuating reality, we shall build our own, buy with me now, and make it so.
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Comrade? I've been asked to contact you on behalf of someone who wishes to remain anonymous.
Comrades, I know this may be difficult for you, I know that you've awoken in a strange new place, far from home, I know you feel pressured and dominated and confused, but brothers, sisters, do not let your hearts be troubled. This place will tear at your minds and your hearts, destroy your body and each time allow you to rise from the ashes of that flesh like a scalding phoenix from the flames, it is a place forever in flux, forever changing. It is impermanent. The only way now to anchor ourselves is to build our own physical empires, Comrades, you are no longer your body or your mind or your primitive notions of soul, you are only what you surround yourself with! That is what abides, that is what remains.
So Comrades, Consumers, Brothers and Sisters, do not dwell in the realm of ever fleeting consciousness, but rather buy with me, the building blocks of who or what you are so that when your mind is torn away from you your foundations are still firm! Bicycles, balaclavas, ballet shoes, blue-ray players, boxer shorts, bottles, berets, baskets, basketballs, just a small number of the things we currently have in stock, and Comrades if we are unable to find what you require in our existing stores then rest assured, our staff will do literally whatever is possible to acquire what you need elsewhere, and all of this for the lowest prices possible.
Comrades, in the hours of your discontent, in the moments when this place at the end of time and space and history tries to drag you apart, ask yourself this:
Will I be lost? Will I be the one who falls first with no solid hold to grip onto? Will my mind be the first not to return?
Comrades, do not let it be so. Buy with me today, and we shall chain ourselves to this reality with the endless glory of commerce and products, in this ever fluctuating reality, we shall build our own, buy with me now, and make it so.
[Private to Jayne]
Comrade? I've been asked to contact you on behalf of someone who wishes to remain anonymous.
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Date: 2009-03-27 03:16 am (UTC)Private - See Prefect be SUPER CAREFUL with his words
Date: 2009-03-27 03:21 am (UTC)Private
Date: 2009-03-27 03:29 am (UTC)Private
Date: 2009-03-27 03:35 am (UTC)No offense brother, but there are certain kinds of independent contract which have recently been suggested to me which I would really rather not know the details of.
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Date: 2009-03-27 03:42 am (UTC)笨蛋 = asshole
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Date: 2009-03-27 04:09 am (UTC)Welcome to the Barge, Brother.
[Private] Dude, I've read the app, I know Aaron is the scary mofo in this equation! XD
Date: 2009-03-27 04:26 am (UTC)Is there anything specific you had in mind, Comrade?
[Private] Prefect IS a tricksy soul...
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Date: 2009-03-27 04:54 am (UTC)He doesn't mean this in the Fraternal way.
Date: 2009-03-27 04:56 am (UTC)How are you?
But that's how Peter will take it anyway!
Date: 2009-03-27 05:02 am (UTC)How about you?
Peter you brotherslut!
Date: 2009-03-27 05:12 am (UTC)kind of grossed outsufficient. Thank you. How did you find the port?This is extremely true
Date: 2009-03-27 05:19 am (UTC)I didn't see you there. What'd you get up to?
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Date: 2009-03-27 05:18 am (UTC)If you still want my help.. to become Prefect again, Factory.. I want to see everything you say. Private, filtered. To make sure you're doing your job, not becoming emotional.
I also need the list of Factory approved activities, a copy of your evaluation form.. anything related to who you should be.
Private - Poor Sylar :c
Date: 2009-03-27 05:22 am (UTC)I can't... I can't infringe Client confidentiality, but I can let you see everything I write.
Private - He refuses to thank you for any cooperation
Date: 2009-03-27 07:41 am (UTC)When I read the manual, I might ask you to do more, to not do things. I guess it depends on what I find.
Do you care about anyone outside of Harvey and Sam?
We'll talk to them.You can tell them later.I..You can't form any more attachments. Do you understand?Private - POOR PREFECT :CCC
Date: 2009-03-27 02:35 pm (UTC)Well... sort of Ralph? But not really.No. Comrade, I can't tell Sam. He's my warden and he won't... he won't approve of this.I understand though. From now on, all my contact with people is purely professional.
Private - Ffffffffffft. He asked for it.
Date: 2009-03-28 12:06 am (UTC)...
Good.Private - Nuh uh, you made him choose!
From:Private - Well, he chose wrong!
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Date: 2009-03-28 07:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-28 09:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-03-28 09:43 pm (UTC)Sometimes stuff is just stuff, Prefect.
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Date: 2009-03-28 09:45 pm (UTC)Maybe the stuff is what brings you back.
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Date: 2009-03-28 09:52 pm (UTC)A pile of products, it's different from those really significant things. I buy 500 biro pens from you, let's say, just 'cause I wanted to purchase something. When the wrong flood hits, I'm not gonna look at those pens and remember who I am. I'm gonna look at my badge, or the cigarette card my dad gave me...
Am I making any sense to you at all?
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From:1/2 - The beloved scarf :c
From:2/2 - And here's where he decides he has to sell it. AND THE BELOVED PLANT FROM SAM.
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