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[bythe_books]

What? I didn't get that far and-- you know what? Don't want to know. I like being in the dark just fine.

Prefect likes people who choose to remain ignorant of things that scare them

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Being in the dark is the new enlightenment, all that "need to know" madness is the last generations game, we comrade, are living in the era of freedom!

Freedom from all those pesky streams of knowledge that will serve only to hang on and drag down your greater and truer soul! Reject all knowledge, all literature, all thought, and live in the blissful oblivion of your own making.

What Prefect likes isn't good for anybody! D:

[bythe_books]

That's not what I meant at all!

Prefect likes subtle data collection for his ongoing projects. Yeah, it really isn't good...

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You don't have to explain yourself to me comrade, It's an admirable philosophy as far as I'm concerned.

Incidentally how representative would you say this piece of writing is of your personal tastes in the bedroom?

[bythe_books]

It's not my philosophy! You're just throwing words around and hoping some of it sticks!

From what I've seen? Not at all.

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Comrade, right or wrong, you really don't have to explain yourself to me.

I'm the one person on board who happens to think you're always right.

I'll just put you down for the opposite of everything described here then

Sam doesn't like you *WEEPS*

[bythe_books]

...

Sam has good instincts.

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[Private]

Oh, and as a free sample, a welcoming gift to the barge, and to breed a little good will considering your poor spirits, I'll give you some advice, no charge.



That clown is likely to attempt to touch you inappropriately!

Oh that made me LOL HARD

[bythe_books]

[Private]

I can't say I didn't expect that from a clown. They don't have the best of reputations.

I TRY! Joker just happens to scare the absolute bajeezus out of Prefect.

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[Private]

Did I mention that he might try to touch you inappropriately with the razors that someone may have sold him based on the incorrect assumption that the Admiral would take them away?

That's how Crane feels! They can huddle together

[bythe_books]

[Private]

Oh, you're kidding. And nobody's tried to stop him? There's been no... lockdown or anything?

What sort of prison is this?!

Prefect can live with the fear serum if Crane can live with being periodically posted on ebay!

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[Private]

Well you just read him threatening to strangle me with wire and deigned not to intervene.

Not a very good one, and escape appears impossible.

Sam's planning on doing one of his typically painful "I'll stop the baddies alone!" things :(

[bythe_books]

[Private]

There's a reason I agreed to go meet him.