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buywithmeComrades! Consumers! Despite beginning in a state of undue anguish, This month is a great, exciting, wonderful month! Indeed, it is in fact a month which has been set apart from all others! Comrades, join with me in celebration of February: International Grapefruit month!
Now! While traditionally this month long festival has been largely devoted towards the spreading of nutritional grapefruit information towards children and groups of people who may not be partaking of the recommended five daily portions of fruit, but do not let this deter you! For Comrades, what can we really take from the grapefruit? Nothing. It is a bitter tasting piece of fruit that might increase your life span. So what is our existence here?We're trapped, yes, we've suffered, yes, our personalities have been eroded... actually this isn't the best sales technique. It's not always easy, but Comrades, consumers, brothers and sisters we are alive! We are alive and we have all that we had before they came and all our brothers and sisters and Comrades are all still here and we all still love them and isn't it about time we showed them that?
Comrades, our tormentors are being punished, our killers are dead and although we are still here, we are here victorious! So! In place of the more traditional discussion of various nutritional values, I recommend we celebrate this fine month which has been set aside for grapefruit appreciation, with a celebration of everything the grapefruit stands for! A celebration of life, vitality, friendship, and less healthy, more delicious food!
Show friends that you care by sending them a "national grapefruit month" card!
Indulge in the traditional holiday fare of "national grapefruit month" with a delicious chocolate rice crispy cake!
Show your generosity in the ancient "exchanging of gifts" with your friends and associates!
And at some point there will of course be a huge end of National Grapefruit month gala, or something which is likely to involve music and cake!
Comrades, do not let this month of life affirming fruit appreciation slip through your fingers! Do not let it pass you bye along with so many distant memories, NO instead you must seize the month! Embrace it and it's noble traditions and spread its gentle message through the voices and means which I am selling for so little that I'm practically giving them away! So come my brothers! For he who chooses to celebrate this wonderful month is my brother! So come once more unto the breach Comrades, and buy with me today!
[ooc/disclaimer: Yes it is actually grapefruit month, no it does not have any traditions as far as I know (Prefect industriously made some up :D) and Prefect probably won't actually organize a gala. He just sort of got carried away :c]
Now! While traditionally this month long festival has been largely devoted towards the spreading of nutritional grapefruit information towards children and groups of people who may not be partaking of the recommended five daily portions of fruit, but do not let this deter you! For Comrades, what can we really take from the grapefruit? Nothing. It is a bitter tasting piece of fruit that might increase your life span. So what is our existence here?
Comrades, our tormentors are being punished, our killers are dead and although we are still here, we are here victorious! So! In place of the more traditional discussion of various nutritional values, I recommend we celebrate this fine month which has been set aside for grapefruit appreciation, with a celebration of everything the grapefruit stands for! A celebration of life, vitality, friendship, and less healthy, more delicious food!
Show friends that you care by sending them a "national grapefruit month" card!
Indulge in the traditional holiday fare of "national grapefruit month" with a delicious chocolate rice crispy cake!
Show your generosity in the ancient "exchanging of gifts" with your friends and associates!
And at some point there will of course be a huge end of National Grapefruit month gala, or something which is likely to involve music and cake!
Comrades, do not let this month of life affirming fruit appreciation slip through your fingers! Do not let it pass you bye along with so many distant memories, NO instead you must seize the month! Embrace it and it's noble traditions and spread its gentle message through the voices and means which I am selling for so little that I'm practically giving them away! So come my brothers! For he who chooses to celebrate this wonderful month is my brother! So come once more unto the breach Comrades, and buy with me today!
[ooc/disclaimer: Yes it is actually grapefruit month, no it does not have any traditions as far as I know (Prefect industriously made some up :D) and Prefect probably won't actually organize a gala. He just sort of got carried away :c]
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Date: 2009-02-07 02:55 am (UTC)The wind is sort of out of his sails now.
Date: 2009-02-07 03:02 am (UTC)DDD:
Date: 2009-02-07 03:04 am (UTC)So, you got any?
NO COMMENT. Ralph is just eyerolling, and preparing future fat jokes. c:
Date: 2009-02-07 03:08 am (UTC)IT'S CALLED STRESS EATING, COCKSUCKER.
Date: 2009-02-07 03:09 am (UTC)Prefect baked his own!
Date: 2009-02-07 03:23 am (UTC)I'm selling them for... just sort of whatever anyone wants to give me. They're not really worth much, but it sets a poor precedent to give things away.
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Date: 2009-02-07 03:32 am (UTC)You made him happy, Bobby :D
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Date: 2009-02-07 03:00 am (UTC)Hard up for a sale, Prefect?
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Date: 2009-02-07 03:03 am (UTC)I'm doing just fine.
And now he kinda feels bad
Date: 2009-02-07 03:06 am (UTC)Despite his post indicating the EXACT OPPOSITE :C
Date: 2009-02-07 03:25 am (UTC)Private - AND SAM HAS READ SAID POST
Date: 2009-02-07 03:28 am (UTC)C'mon, pick yourself up. We're going to the pub.
Private.
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Date: 2009-02-07 04:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-07 05:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-07 05:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-07 05:28 am (UTC)So I went with grapefruit.
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Date: 2009-02-07 05:36 am (UTC)We can make it a holiday and everything...
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Date: 2009-02-07 03:01 pm (UTC)Besides the Grapfruit, you got any Gumbo fixings? Like okra and stuff? Ever since I got here I've been craving it.
DON'T LET HIM DO IT GAMBIT! He doesn't know what Gumbo's supposed to taste like, and it will be bad
Date: 2009-02-07 03:14 pm (UTC)How about Gambit makes some then gives a bowl to Prefect so he knows what it tastes like?
Date: 2009-02-08 12:15 am (UTC)Prefect would have to pay him with something!
Date: 2009-02-08 12:34 am (UTC)Like what?
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Date: 2009-02-07 09:40 pm (UTC)Guess who is now carving his unsold vampire stakes into something more commemorative!
Date: 2009-02-07 11:37 pm (UTC)And I have rice crispy cakes, but they're not really commemorative so much as tasty!
Guess who is doing this to kiss up to one person and annoy another!
Date: 2009-02-08 12:02 am (UTC)What would you like in exchange?
Oooh! Oooh! Sylar! I bet it's Sylar :D
Date: 2009-02-08 12:13 am (UTC)Good job! Gold star! xD
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