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[buywithme]

Oh The days are long and we might see red
But after you've done work, and you've been fed
For a peaceful place to rest down your head
You can't do better than a Prefect bed!

[Prefect Beds are now stocking an exciting new item! The double bed! It's like your usual single bed, only bigger! Maybe you and that special gal in your life can sleep side by side now instead of in separate beds on opposite sides of the room? This exciting new development simply appeared in John Prefects store window one day, and who is he to question it?]

Comments

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Then the sudden availability of a new variety of bed isn't going to change that!

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

This won't be tolerated, John. I'm sorry, but I refuse to let you get away with such things.

Either you stop selling those beds or I'll show you how much the good people of Pleasantville REALLY want to see a new variety of bed.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Now here here Charlie, this is my store!

I'll sell what I want from it, and I don't think you threatening me like this is very pleasant!