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[buywithme]

Oh The days are long and we might see red
But after you've done work, and you've been fed
For a peaceful place to rest down your head
You can't do better than a Prefect bed!

[Prefect Beds are now stocking an exciting new item! The double bed! It's like your usual single bed, only bigger! Maybe you and that special gal in your life can sleep side by side now instead of in separate beds on opposite sides of the room? This exciting new development simply appeared in John Prefects store window one day, and who is he to question it?]

Comments

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

What's this, John? What's with that bed you've got now?

Waaaay later in the day

[bythe_books]

[Sam-- now fully coloured and quite English-- steps into the shop, not thinking twice about the double bed the other townies found so fascinating]

Prefect?

And prior to Sam-- I AM SPAMMING YOU

[kitchenboss.livejournal.com]

What's this? Mr. Prefect, who has room for a pair of beds this big?