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Prefect ([personal profile] buywithme) wrote2012-10-14 02:22 am
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Video/Open Spam

[The video function is switched on in a flurry of wings and tiny feet, and the only shot you get to see, is one of a bat. A bat, retreating down a difficult to identify corridor.

In it's tiny feet claws, there is clutched some kind of vitally important document, which wafts in the breeze behind it.

Over the next several hours, the communicator will continue to record, and the bat makes SEVERAL RETURN JOURNEYS FOR MORE DOCUMENTS. It is seen robbing multiple cabins and from time to time, it drops lumps of guano, like tiny gifts for those who crossed it's path.

After a few hours, the bat is beginning to get tired. It wants to nest in someone's hair! And possibly bite them! It would like to spread a little rabies if it can! But until it can find a suitable nest/victim, it shall continue it's crime spree.]


[Prefect!Bat will totally reply to comments (although he's only understandable to other animals) and any spamming would be glorious!]
timesbureaucrat: (quirk?)

Spam]

[personal profile] timesbureaucrat 2012-10-16 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
My system is logical and efficient!

[He sits and stares at the top of the closet, knowing that it's far beyond reach for now.]

Where, exactly, will you be re-filing them?