Video/Open Spam

[buywithme]

[The video function is switched on in a flurry of wings and tiny feet, and the only shot you get to see, is one of a bat. A bat, retreating down a difficult to identify corridor.

In it's tiny feet claws, there is clutched some kind of vitally important document, which wafts in the breeze behind it.

Over the next several hours, the communicator will continue to record, and the bat makes SEVERAL RETURN JOURNEYS FOR MORE DOCUMENTS. It is seen robbing multiple cabins and from time to time, it drops lumps of guano, like tiny gifts for those who crossed it's path.

After a few hours, the bat is beginning to get tired. It wants to nest in someone's hair! And possibly bite them! It would like to spread a little rabies if it can! But until it can find a suitable nest/victim, it shall continue it's crime spree.]


[Prefect!Bat will totally reply to comments (although he's only understandable to other animals) and any spamming would be glorious!]

Comments

[buywithme]

[FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP HI BRO]

I FOUND SOME DOCUMENTS!

I am correctly organizing them!

[somehow being a bat has made Prefect VASTLY MORE EXCITABLE THAN USUAL.]

[notascheap]

...what kind of documents?

[MAYBE HE CAN USE THEM LATER. He will be tilting his head in studiously disinterested curiosity. He's a cat, after all, this is how things work.]

[buywithme]

DEEDS!

[Maybe. Okay they're not deeds, but Prefect's BAT INSTINCTS actually come with some not very good vision.]

And passports!

[notascheap]

Planning on going somewhere, are we?

[GRIN GRIN as his tail flicks back and forth.]

[buywithme]

The passports are not mine! I am only going to file them away in a secret place!

[A slightly wilting flap...]

Most people know where my secret place is though now.

[notascheap]

Doesn't sound so secret then.

[Boredly.]

[buywithme]

Perhaps, if there was another place? One which had maintained it's veil of secrecy due to not having existed on the Barge for very long?

Perhaps I could put my passports there instead???

[flap flap flap, hint hint hint.]

[notascheap]

You want to hide your crap in my shiny craphole.

[Well that's...vaguely interesting. He straightens out, stretching his paws out in front of him and starts licking methodically.]

Whose passports? And for what kind of safekeeping?

[buywithme]

MY passports!

[Being a bat has seriously had an effect on Prefect's thought processes.]

And for KEEPING THEM SAFE!

[notascheap]

Why would you need more than one passport? Unless you're multiple people.

Fine. I will be here, BYOT.

And watch for the cat.

[buywithme]

Yes! You are a good and true friend, cat!

[notascheap]

I meant the other cat.

[He'll just let you stew on that, bat.]