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014 - Totally accidental foreshadowing D:
Comrades! Consumers! Is not this day a glorious day? Are not our hearts and closets filled with the promises or new life? Of different life? Do we not each and every day live out the deep seated longing to be someone, nay, ANYONE but our own oh so fragile selves? Well Comrades the time is now, or is the time not always? Tomorrow, when you don your costume, and for just one night become what you imagine yourself as, consider this: you ARE your jacket.
You ARE your hat.
You are your perfume, your jewelry, your non conformist tee-shirt, you are your ironic shell suit! Which brand of trainers define you as a person? Which product is YOUR product? And is it better than your comrades products? If not, UPGRADE! I'm having a special offer on...
...Well, actually the Factory store is closed at the moment due to stock issues and the absence of a door, but think about it anyway.
...I guess theoretically I could sell you these cat ears the Admiral left here, they come with a detachable tail?
You ARE your hat.
You are your perfume, your jewelry, your non conformist tee-shirt, you are your ironic shell suit! Which brand of trainers define you as a person? Which product is YOUR product? And is it better than your comrades products? If not, UPGRADE! I'm having a special offer on...
...Well, actually the Factory store is closed at the moment due to stock issues and the absence of a door, but think about it anyway.
...I guess theoretically I could sell you these cat ears the Admiral left here, they come with a detachable tail?
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SAM DOES NOT LIKE YOUR SALES PITCH.
Prefect thinks it went rather well :D
Tyler doesn't like you and your consumerism
Prefect thinks Tyler's a hippy. Strikes readable.
You ARE your vegetarian smoothiesTyler really doesn't like Prefect.
No one REALLY likes Prefect.
Grr. XD
ARG! :3