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buywithme[The camera clicks on with a jolt, and it's clearly night time. The only light comes from a nearby street lamp, but it's enough to illuminate what dastardly crimes are afoot here! The recording is an extreme close up angle, which manages to show the front window of one of the towns main supermarkets, the front of a dark jacket being worn by whoever's carrying the camera, and a gloved hand holding a can of black spray paint.
The hand shakes the can hard, before lifting it to begin spraying a line along the front window of the shopping center, the man holding the camera begins to walk, drawing the line out as he does so. He walks for probably a good ten seconds, continuing the thick black line for some time, before he reaches the shopping center's automatic doors. It is at this point that he reveals the true intent of the line, as he finishes it off by curving it around into the head of an extremely long penis.
The head completed, he switches his angle so that he's facing the wall head on, before beginning the second half of the penis, another long line, parallel to the first. He continues to the beginning of the first line, before finishing it off, with a flourish of lazily drawn testicles.
There's a moment of hesitation then, as the bearer of the can considers what to do next, before eventually scribbling over one of the adverts pressed against the glass of the supermarket window: "SPECIAL OFFER! ONLY $1.95!"
Banksy, eat your heart out.]
[ooc: John Kirk's a juvenile delinquent, brother to Bones and Carla, and acting out because DADDY KIRK WHY DID YOU LEAVE US? Sadly, he used to be a really nice kid, he was even the SCHOOL PREFECT FOR YEARS (herp derp see what I did there?) Feel free to hit him up with spam or comments <3]
The hand shakes the can hard, before lifting it to begin spraying a line along the front window of the shopping center, the man holding the camera begins to walk, drawing the line out as he does so. He walks for probably a good ten seconds, continuing the thick black line for some time, before he reaches the shopping center's automatic doors. It is at this point that he reveals the true intent of the line, as he finishes it off by curving it around into the head of an extremely long penis.
The head completed, he switches his angle so that he's facing the wall head on, before beginning the second half of the penis, another long line, parallel to the first. He continues to the beginning of the first line, before finishing it off, with a flourish of lazily drawn testicles.
There's a moment of hesitation then, as the bearer of the can considers what to do next, before eventually scribbling over one of the adverts pressed against the glass of the supermarket window: "SPECIAL OFFER! ONLY $1.95!"
Banksy, eat your heart out.]
[ooc: John Kirk's a juvenile delinquent, brother to Bones and Carla, and acting out because DADDY KIRK WHY DID YOU LEAVE US? Sadly, he used to be a really nice kid, he was even the SCHOOL PREFECT FOR YEARS (herp derp see what I did there?) Feel free to hit him up with spam or comments <3]
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Spam
Date: 2011-12-19 01:24 am (UTC)It's sad, really. These kids, they get no discipline, there's nothing to keep them out of trouble. She reaches into her pocket for her cellphone, hidden in a pool of darkness between the street lamps, when she sees him turn barely enough to get a glimpse of his profile.]
John-?
Spam
Date: 2011-12-19 01:29 am (UTC)This might not be so bad though? It might just be another kid, out at night looking to score or to party or something? He doesn't reply for the moment, just stares into the darkness, heart thudding in his chest, and expression kept carefully blank.]
Re: Spam
Date: 2011-12-19 01:35 am (UTC)I'm not going to call the cops, John.
Spam
Date: 2011-12-19 01:55 am (UTC)[His voice is soft, more an exhalation than a response. Then he clears his throat a bit.]
Hey, Miss Go.
[Like there's nothing weird going on here at all.]
Spam
Date: 2011-12-19 02:06 am (UTC)You're out late.
[Tiny, tiny glance at his wall-sprayed penis.]
Spam
Date: 2011-12-19 02:14 am (UTC)Yeah, you too, I guess.
[Studiously not looking at the wall-penis.]
Spam
Date: 2011-12-19 02:16 am (UTC)Are you alright, John?
Spam
Date: 2011-12-19 02:23 am (UTC)[John swallowed, he didn't move to sit beside Ms. Go, but didn't flee either.]
And I'm fine. There's nothing wrong with me.
Re: Spam
Date: 2011-12-19 02:28 am (UTC)Just your dad, right?
Spam
Date: 2011-12-19 02:32 am (UTC)Nah, not just him.
[He was just the king of wrongness, through whom all wrong things were made.]
Re: Spam
Date: 2011-12-19 02:35 am (UTC)[She's perfected an 'I genuinely care about this' affect over years of teaching, but here and now she sounds even more like she actually means it.]
Spam
Date: 2011-12-19 02:52 am (UTC)[...fuck that sounded pretty much like it was about dad at the end there. NO IT'S NOT ABOUT DAD >C]
Re: Spam
Date: 2011-12-19 03:00 am (UTC)Spam
Date: 2011-12-19 03:15 am (UTC)Is there anything even remotely different about anywhere else? Is there actually anything better than this?
Spam
Date: 2011-12-19 09:56 am (UTC)[Not! here]
Date: 2011-12-19 01:56 am (UTC)[Not! here]
Date: 2011-12-19 01:59 am (UTC)[Disapproving Parent Face]
Date: 2011-12-19 02:19 am (UTC)[Misunderstood Teen Face]
Date: 2011-12-19 02:26 am (UTC)Big dick. Guess you couldn't tell because you don't have any to compare it too.
[D:]
Date: 2011-12-19 02:29 am (UTC)Now come on there. Do your parents know what you've done?
[B/]
Date: 2011-12-19 02:35 am (UTC)Yeah, they're like, setting up a picnic just out of sight. When I decided to go out and draw a big dick, the first thing I did was invite the folks along to make it a family outing.
no subject
Date: 2011-12-19 02:44 am (UTC)[There is a shifting noise. He's moving his packages around] Aren't you Kirk's kid?
no subject
Date: 2011-12-19 02:56 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-12-19 02:32 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-12-19 02:36 am (UTC)Re: [Private]
Date: 2011-12-19 03:00 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-12-19 03:11 am (UTC)Re: [Private]
Date: 2011-12-19 03:15 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-12-19 03:27 am (UTC)If you're that worried about it it's not like anyone's stopping you.
[Private]
Date: 2011-12-19 02:47 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-12-19 02:58 am (UTC)Hey, if someone calls the house wanting to talk about me, pretend to be dad.
[Private]
Date: 2011-12-19 02:59 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-12-19 03:12 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-12-19 03:12 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-12-19 03:27 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-12-19 03:28 am (UTC)[ Voice ]
Date: 2011-12-19 04:20 am (UTC)Anyone ever told you your sense of humor got held back a couple years?