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[buywithme]

Hello, Comrade.

I just wanted to verify my identity, and current status as being well, and not kidnapped or beaten savagely and locked in a room, or having had any contact with you in the last few days.

[PAUSE]

Not that I'm gloating or anything, Comrade, just that I thought you should know that if you'd done that to anyone lately, then that person wasn't me.

[cathspam done now!]

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[happinessboys.livejournal.com]

Last few weeks. I was hoping to keep it that way.

What is this about?

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

The other me has gone missing.

His warden wanted me to make sure that anyone who might have gone after him in a case of mistaken identity, knew that he wasn't... well, that if you took him, you knew he wasn't me.

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[happinessboys.livejournal.com]

Hm. Well, I have better things to do.

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Yes. Also I think you'd have noticed it wasn't me at some point. I have quite distinctive body language.

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[happinessboys.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, if that's all you had to say to me, I think we're finished.