141 - PART OF YOUR WOOOOOORLLLLLLD
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buywithme[A warm, glowing light begins to fill your screen, before finally the image clears, and you get to see... the incomparably beautiful image of Mermaid Prefect, propped up against the side of the moat, with his arms resting on the muddy bank. He's managed to jam his communicator (which in this instance, is a beauty and the beast style magic looking glass) into the soft, damp earth there, so he can transmit to you all hands free. Once the image has cleared up, he smiles a glowing smile.]
Friends! Nobles! Countrymen! Since my last request for help, I have learned many wonderful and exciting facts about mermen, which I think would really inspire some of you to see how it's really in your best interests as well, to come and help me get to the ocean. So, I would like to take this opportunity to share my newfound wisdom and knowledge with you all:
[He clears his throat, and straightens up slightly. The sound of a tail slapping against mud is distant but audible.]
Fact number one: Mermen emit a very small amount of extremely deadly poison which can only be neutralized with salt. This is why we are supposed to live in the sea, so that we can't create terrible moats of poison which are sure to kill any who drink of them. [He gestures to the moat around him] I don't think this is too poisonous yet, but it's only a matter of time if I don't get back to the ocean.
Fact number two: Mermen (when returned to the sea) are obligated to grant whoever returned them to the sea three wishes! [Prefect does a little merman jazzhands at the screen, then grabs the bank again, because fff swimming in one place is hard.] Yeah, I bet you didn't know I could grant wishes, did you? Well I can! And there's only one way to get them! [He really, really, can't grant wishes :|]
Fact number three: The song of a Merman is so incredibly beautiful and harmonious, that anyone who hears it is completely entranced, and-- [WAIT. NOT A GREAT WAY TO GET PEOPLE TO COME TO YOUR MOAT, PREFECT.] ...and... they just feel happy for weeks and weeks. [NICE SAVE]
Fact number four: The ocean is practically full of spectacular merman treasures. If you take me there, I will give some to you.
So, there you have it, friends! Four entirely good, and exceptionally true reasons why you should come and help me to get back to the ocean! Wishes and treasure? Or a terrible poisonous moat! The choice is yours, but friends, I trust you to make it the right one.
[He smiles hopefully, and WAITS FOR THE ASSORTED HEROES TO COME ROLLING IN.]
[ooc: It is probably safe to say that merman Prefect has pulled this kind of thing before. Plenty of people have tried to help him, the only problem is, whenever someone gets within arms length his bitchy mermaid instincts take over and he tries to drown them. Prefect has tried this on many, many people.
Also lol completely open to spam c:]
Friends! Nobles! Countrymen! Since my last request for help, I have learned many wonderful and exciting facts about mermen, which I think would really inspire some of you to see how it's really in your best interests as well, to come and help me get to the ocean. So, I would like to take this opportunity to share my newfound wisdom and knowledge with you all:
[He clears his throat, and straightens up slightly. The sound of a tail slapping against mud is distant but audible.]
Fact number one: Mermen emit a very small amount of extremely deadly poison which can only be neutralized with salt. This is why we are supposed to live in the sea, so that we can't create terrible moats of poison which are sure to kill any who drink of them. [He gestures to the moat around him] I don't think this is too poisonous yet, but it's only a matter of time if I don't get back to the ocean.
Fact number two: Mermen (when returned to the sea) are obligated to grant whoever returned them to the sea three wishes! [Prefect does a little merman jazzhands at the screen, then grabs the bank again, because fff swimming in one place is hard.] Yeah, I bet you didn't know I could grant wishes, did you? Well I can! And there's only one way to get them! [He really, really, can't grant wishes :|]
Fact number three: The song of a Merman is so incredibly beautiful and harmonious, that anyone who hears it is completely entranced, and-- [WAIT. NOT A GREAT WAY TO GET PEOPLE TO COME TO YOUR MOAT, PREFECT.] ...and... they just feel happy for weeks and weeks. [NICE SAVE]
Fact number four: The ocean is practically full of spectacular merman treasures. If you take me there, I will give some to you.
So, there you have it, friends! Four entirely good, and exceptionally true reasons why you should come and help me to get back to the ocean! Wishes and treasure? Or a terrible poisonous moat! The choice is yours, but friends, I trust you to make it the right one.
[He smiles hopefully, and WAITS FOR THE ASSORTED HEROES TO COME ROLLING IN.]
[ooc: It is probably safe to say that merman Prefect has pulled this kind of thing before. Plenty of people have tried to help him, the only problem is, whenever someone gets within arms length his bitchy mermaid instincts take over and he tries to drown them. Prefect has tried this on many, many people.
Also lol completely open to spam c:]
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Date: 2011-09-17 10:46 pm (UTC)[Where's your mermaid logic now? It's clearly no match for Disneyfied George, who is exactly like regular George, but with a sword. (Swords are cool.)]
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Date: 2011-09-17 10:52 pm (UTC)[Not that they ever do think that, since they all know that THE MERMAN WILL DROWN THEM if they try :(]
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Date: 2011-09-18 12:34 am (UTC)I'll need water, but I can breathe in air, so it doesn't need to be much, and when we get there, I'll grant you many wishes!
[NO HE WON'T.]
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Date: 2011-09-18 01:10 am (UTC)This isn't funny! I need help!
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Date: 2011-09-18 01:19 am (UTC)[OH JESSE, YOU ARE SO CRUEL! This isn't even Jim :c]
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Date: 2011-09-18 01:20 am (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2011-09-18 01:42 am (UTC)It took him three rounds of the moat to finally find the merman, and he was sitting against the muddy bank, speaking into...well he wasn't really sure what he was speaking into. This world functioned in ways Eddie had difficulty comprehending.]
Why, hello there. You must be the mer...man.
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Date: 2011-09-18 01:50 am (UTC)I'm a Merman, but I think there are others out there somewhere. So, you shouldn't say it like I'm the only one, friend.
[Those clothes looked expensive. Oh man, maybe he was rich! After Prefect drowned him he could empty his pockets and add his gold to the little hoard he was working on down in the deepest part of the moat.]
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Date: 2011-09-18 03:19 am (UTC)Tell me, do you think any of the fool mortals are fool enough to believe your wild claims?
[Private, rightly so! They are jerks :c]
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Date: 2011-09-18 09:23 pm (UTC)[Brb lived my whole life in a moat :c]
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Date: 2011-09-19 11:13 pm (UTC)Do you really think anyone will believe you? [It's an honesty question; there's not the smallest bit of judgement in his tone.]
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Date: 2011-09-21 01:42 pm (UTC)Merman? [Barron called, looking around for Prefect.]
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Date: 2011-09-21 01:55 pm (UTC)I'm here! This is amazing, friend! I don't believe you actually came back!
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