Prefect is being punished for DEFAMING THE GOOD NAME OF BATS

[buywithme]

[Video clicks on, but Prefect himself is nowhere to be seen. Instead, the camera is fixed on...a bat. It's kind of a cute bat, to be honest, and it's hovvering more or less inoffensively in one place in the middle of Prefect's cabin. From it's dainty bat paws, there hangs a document which is surprisingly clearly labeled as "HOUSE DEEDS". After keeping the camera trained on it for a few minutes, Prefect whispers from behind the communicator:]

I think it's waiting for me to open the door so it can escape with those Deeds.

[Pause. Then added a bit more urgently:]

But I don't know where it got them! I don't own a house! I live in a stock room!

[Prefect does a slight pan around just in case there's any doubt about this, and... yep. His room is still full of boxes. He returns the shot to the hovering Deed thief bat. He actually sounds quite calm about this whole thing so far.]

What should I do? My room is supposed to be bat proofed, how did it get i--

[There's a sudden FLURRY OF WINGS extremely close to the camera, and the shot drops to the flood abruptly, giving a shot of Prefect shrieking and flailing at his head.

It's possible that a bat just landed in his hair. It's almost certainly pooping.]

[Added Later]

Do we have any rabies medication in the infirmary?

Comments

[takencareofyou.livejournal.com]

[What is this I don't even.]

...Shake it off.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Get out GET OUT GET OUT GET OUTTTTT

[Screamed at the bats. While still flailing at his head. He's trying :c]

[takencareofyou.livejournal.com]

[He just raises an eyebrow] Take your hand man, and hit your head really fucking hard.

Or get in the water. Works with any kinda flying anything.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

...

[Sorry Prefect, there is no loyalty in ENDLESS LULZ.]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[From off camera, beneath the sound of running water.]

Not funny!

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that whoever the bat gives those deeds to gets the legal right to live in your cabin.

[peektuttut]

[LOLING FOREVER AND EVER.]

You could - [SNORT] - just open the door. [SNICKER]

I could come get it for you.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[At first all you hear is the sound of running water. Then finally that stops, and Prefect pics up his communicator again. HE IS... VERY DAMP LOOKING, and a damp little bat is sitting on his head.]

Would you come take them?

[peektuttut]

[....And there is more laughter. Sorry Prefect.] Yeah, uh. I'll be right there.

[una_persson]

Is it just the one, or are there ... more?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

There are definitely two. Possibly more than two.

[una_persson]

Oh no.

I was going to ask if you could take in O'Brien until we get the rat infestation cleared out of his room, but ...

[equalsfive.livejournal.com]

Well...

There goes my request to sleep in your room.

Is there any reason we have both been inflicted with vermin, comrade?

[pause]

I don't suppose your lights are stuck on, are they?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

You can sleep in my room anyway if you like, Comrade. The bats seem like... they aren't too invested in doing any actual damage.

And my lights are working normally.

[equalsfive.livejournal.com]

...Are you sure? The rats in my room are quite a bit vicious.

Well, at least there's that.

[Private]

Um. You know, back in your world, comrade. You didn't happen to use bats as a method of breaking someone, did you? Fear of bats, or something similar?

[Broken!Filter]

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

...That bat?!?

Are you all right?!? - [panic] Listen, I can get it off of you, I can save you..

[Broken!Filter]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[Prefect doesn't like you Hoffman, and he doesn't like this offer.]

What? No, it's fine, Tim's coming to help me. I don't need you to save me.

[truth_is_cold]

[ARGH THEY LOOK LIKE TINY MAGOG! So much hate!] Have you removed them yet?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Tim's coming to take them away, I hope.

[truth_is_cold]

Good. I'm glad. [Because fuck those creepy things.]

[A pause, and then...]

[Private]

There is something I need to discuss with you.

[feels-no-love.livejournal.com]

[So cute! They remind him of home. Le sigh.] I'll take them.

1/2

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I think Tim's coming to take them. But if any more show up, then I'll let you know.

2/2 LATER

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

There's more in my closet! Come take them!

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Did it bite you?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

No. I think it's happy to coexist with me peacefully.