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buywithme[Video clicks on, and the camera is pointing straight up into some foliage. Somewhere close by, birdsong is echoing through the trees. The Camera holds perfectly still for a moment, because the man holding it is hiding. After a considerable pause, when he believes that he is safe, finally, Prefect speaks in a low voice:]
Comrades, I feel it is my responsibility to warn you that there may be cavemen on this island.
[The camera shifts slightly, and catches a very brief glimpse of someone shirtless and hairy, before focusing on the cave that the vaguely glimpsed caveman emerged from.]
Beware of the caves.
[Prefect isn't actually looking through the camera, exactly. He's just pointing it in vaguely the right direction, which is why you don't actually get to see the bird which flies dangerously close to his face, prompting him to let out an unmanly yelp, and jerk backwards abruptly. There's just a flutter of feathers, and a disturbing yelp, and the video feed ends.]
[ooc: And that caveman's name... was BATMAN.]
Comrades, I feel it is my responsibility to warn you that there may be cavemen on this island.
[The camera shifts slightly, and catches a very brief glimpse of someone shirtless and hairy, before focusing on the cave that the vaguely glimpsed caveman emerged from.]
Beware of the caves.
[Prefect isn't actually looking through the camera, exactly. He's just pointing it in vaguely the right direction, which is why you don't actually get to see the bird which flies dangerously close to his face, prompting him to let out an unmanly yelp, and jerk backwards abruptly. There's just a flutter of feathers, and a disturbing yelp, and the video feed ends.]
[ooc: And that caveman's name... was BATMAN.]
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:30 am (UTC)BACKDATED SPAM LOLOL. Also, god damn my spam is wordy today.
Date: 2011-04-17 01:38 am (UTC)He's just passing an extremely suspicious looking cave (probably containing a plethora of nature), when a brightly coloured bird swoops down directly towards him!
...Or possibly directly towards a space which is somewhat near to him. Regardless, Prefect makes a sudden, high pitched, bird deterrent sound, and holds perfectly still.]
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Date: 2011-04-17 03:38 am (UTC)So he's already settled somewhat in his cave. One with a good-sized spring next to it so he has water. He's finished the first round of his meditations and about to start on his second when that high-pitched, girly shriek pierced through the air- and he's already on his feet and running out of the cave. Is someone in dan...ger...
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...... Okay. That's. Unexpected. Is that a parrot? Is that a man shrieking about a parrot? ]
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Date: 2011-04-17 02:34 pm (UTC)Oh, and now he feels guilty. Typical parrot trick.
Still, this means that it probably has friends coming to avenge it. Prefect knows that-- OH GOD SOMEONE IS COMING OUT OF THE CAVE! SOMEONE IS COMING OUT OF THE CAVE RUN AWAY!]
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Date: 2011-04-17 03:08 pm (UTC)One of them lands on his head. He reaches out to it, and the bat nips at his fingers for a moment before jumping from his head to the finger. Peering with its little beady eyes in Prefect's direction.
Bruce doesn't say a word. It should be enough - the bats aren't dangerous. Calm the fuck down. ]
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:30 am (UTC)Look, you're great and all, but I left to find the fence. This island has to end somewhere.
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:40 am (UTC)[Since you apparently don't fear nature, this trip feels like such a waste of effort.]
Wait, what? Comrade, this island probably ends at the opposite coast line. Why would there be a fence?
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Date: 2011-04-17 01:47 am (UTC)Fine, boat. Whatever. Look, me and my shoeless feet are going over there. If I don't find anything, you'll see me again soon enough.
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Date: 2011-04-17 02:36 pm (UTC)[Pause. He knows he should disapprove, but who are we kidding here, Barron won't escape.]
All right, Comrade. Remember, Bananas have good food inside them, everything else you should be wary of. I'll see you in a few hours.
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Date: 2011-04-17 02:43 pm (UTC)[But that probably doesn't count as a group.]
Other than that, I'm alone.
OMG I was sure that I sent this reply!
Date: 2011-04-18 08:59 am (UTC)That's okay :D Sorry, I was slow too :c
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Date: 2011-04-17 03:05 pm (UTC)That is exactly what I saw, Sister.
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Date: 2011-04-17 02:47 pm (UTC)[Pause]
Or, all right, there is lots wrong with that, but people who choose that lifestyle aren't necessarily a peril. But this is an unfurnished cave!
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Date: 2011-04-17 02:50 pm (UTC)Also, if you hadn't noticed, we're all living somewhere unfurnished right now.
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