127 - WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS, BARRON?

[buywithme]

Comrades, if anyone has had any... uh...

[Pause.]

Comrades, could anyone who knows Barron Sharpe personally, just let me know how they first met him?

[BARRON >C]

Comrade, you know, there are normally people who would be prepared to help you with things even if you don't change their memories first?

[Sigh.]

You tried to change Mr. Nygma's memories, and I know that under normal circumstances, being hit on the head with a cane would be considered a punishment, but I think I need to actually punish you for this first, Comrade.

[HOW DOES HE DO THAT? Oh God. Sam only ever told him off and made him feel guilty.]

I... am going to take your shoes. No more shoes allowed. For a month, Comrade.

[ADMIRAL :C]

Please take Barron's shoes away from him.

Comments

Re: [Private]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't want to do anything that would seriously upset you. Just something that would... make you unhappy enough for you to want to avoid it. It's like a fine.

[Private]

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

A shoe fine. Of course. Out of curiosity, what made you think of it?

[Private]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I lost my shoes once. [WHILE DRUNK.] It was extremely inconvenient.

[Private]

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. How long am I going to be inconvenienced for? Really a whole month? Isn't that a bit excessive?

[Private]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

If it wasn't bad then it wouldn't be a punishment! Next time you're wandering around wishing you had shoes, remember that if you don't do this again, then you can have shoes!

[Pause]

Actually, I'll make you some business cards that explain that. So you can check them when you forget.

[Private]

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Fantastic. Let me guess, it's against the rules to get alternate shoes or to otherwise procure my own footwear?

[Pause.] I don't need business cards to explain things. I can remember by myself.