I mean why would I trust you, Comrade? Even if I wanted to change my memories, if I let you touch me, you'd just... make me forget I was your warden, or the contents of your file or something. It would be terrible, Comrade.

It's not like that. I mean, I am supposed to stop you from doing evil things if I can, but I'm also supposed to try and help you when you need it.

Besides, there's no law against getting drunk.