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Prefect ([personal profile] buywithme) wrote2011-02-14 03:09 pm

123 - Video ~SPECIALEST DAY OF THE YEAR~

[Click, and hey! It’s some video footage! Prefect is sitting in front of the camera, looking almost dementedly gleeful, and... what’s that piled high around him? But the cheap, tacky, Factory branded trappings of valentines day. Or at least, some of it is, some of it, on the other hand, is just stuff that Prefect has painted pink and is apparently hoping will blend in.

Pink hammer, pink ladle, pink ball, pink empty gin bottle, whatever, it’s all the colour of love.]


Comrades! Consumers!

Do not be disheartened by news of your recent demise and arrival upon an interdenominational prison ship which will strip away any semblance of your personality and confidence in the name of moral rehabilitation! And do not be curtailed from your pursuit of happiness by the recent murders, suicides and death threats being issued by your fellow inmates and/or wardens! Most importantly, do not be dismayed or distressed by those amongst you who would claim that Valentines day is a meaningless slew of commercial consumerist trash, because Comrades! [His face falls, suddenly completely deadpan and serious] That is the best thing about it.

[THEN SUDDENLY THE MANIC, RICTUS, FACTORY STYLE GRIN IS BACK]

Comrades, this Valentines day don’t sulk about your lack of popularity or mental and physical wellbeing! Don’t celebrate with a cynical lack of gift and card delivery, leaving those you admire with no physical token in recognician of their fantastic beauty! Don’t bemoan the commercialism of it all when you’re living in a society reduced to the crudest of bartering! But stand tall with me, in the glorious pink light of this most sacred of holidays, and buy with me!

Comrades, in this remarkable, one day only sale, I am offering a selection of immaculately produced, Factory standard greeting cards and romantic items, for the low low price of... [PAUSE. Apparently he hadn’t thought this far ahead in his sales pitch. Eventually, he raises his eyebrows and grins a little wider] ...almost anything! What’s that? You don’t think your significant other would appreciate any of these remarkable gifts? Well, don’t underestimate the versatility of our stores! The Facto-- Uh, the former Factory outlet point insists on the highest possible standards of service! Make our Valentines Day a happy one, by making your Valentines Day a happy one.

[And with that, he picks up the bright pink hammer, and turns it, so that the camera gets a nice clear shot of the nicely calligraphed “I Love You”, which Prefect has clearly written along the side of it. There is a long, long, pause. Then he realizes that maybe he shouldn’t be giving hammers to inmates, and quickly adds:]

Some items may be subject to restricted sales, no income from sales will actually go to the Factory, and no item or items actually guarantee a happy valentines day or positive reception from the recipient and a negative reception will not be accepted as grounds for a refund.
creatingalegacy: Amanda in a rage. (rage)

Private

[personal profile] creatingalegacy 2011-02-15 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Whoever? Whoever?! He didn't kill some random, worthless fucking people off the street! He took my--

[A pause, as she tries to reign in her rapid, heavy breathing a little.]

Until I have proof that they're out there, somewhere, he's going to die over and over again. Forever. And even if I do get that proof someday? He's going to die until he's experienced all the suffering he caused them.
Edited 2011-02-15 01:10 (UTC)

Private

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
So you're going to spend the rest of time devoting yourself to punishing him?

Sister, no offense, and I don't expect you to necessarily listen to me... but... you're worth more than that. He can have his life completely ruined by the Barge, without it having to cost you yours.
creatingalegacy: (defensive)

Re: Private

[personal profile] creatingalegacy 2011-02-15 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
He already cost me my life, you stupid bastard! He cost my fucking parents their lives, and I'm gonna make sure he'll never have the peace he stole from them!

Re: Private

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
The fact that you're able to say that to me at all means that it isn't true in the way it could have been. I'm not going to defend him to you, he doesn't deserve it, but...

...You have a future, Amanda. He tried to take that away from you, but he didn't. Just... don't let him take it away from you now. That's all.