http://equalsfive.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] equalsfive.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] buywithme 2011-02-14 04:14 pm (UTC)

BECAUSE HE'S A JERK.

I thought that was the stupid, consumerist premise. You buy someone's love with gifts, like they were a prole prostitute.

[However, he spots the gin and reconsiders his position.]

I'll accept that, comrade. On the condition you share it with me, and therefore, it is not some stupid gift in return for affection.

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