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Comrades, Consumers!

Frustrated by your workload as a warden? Annoyed by your inmates stubborn refusal to accept and embrace your moral directives? Sick of the ports, floods, and death tolling? Comrades, do not be disheartened! For Wardens in your position there are a wealth of options all available for a very reasonable price!

[He spreads his hands wide open, and gives one of those totally fake dazzling smiles that he's so good at.]

Our first, and most popular package deal is most appropriate for those of you still driven by the self interest of acquiring the promised reward of the Admiral! It comes with easy application, can be suited to even the most hectic of lifestyles, and many wardens have already adopted it into their program of inmate rehabilitation! It's simple:

Continue to act as though you're better than we are, while you simply stop caring! Stop responding! Ignore every problem as someone else's problem. Fellow warden having a breakdown? Ignore them! Inmate who you're not assigned to asks for help? Ignore them! Violent inmate publicly declares his intent to attack someone while roaming the halls looking for that person?

Ignore them all!

All this package costs is the well being and trust of the inmate population, and the mutual respect and consideration for each other that you're supposed to be teaching us, and Comrades, frankly I'm doing you a favor by taking those obstacles to a happier, calmer life off your hands!

But that's not all, for those of you so diametrically opposed to a life of responsibility that even this deal doesn't sound sufficient, The Factory does of course have an alternative! The price for this is slightly steeper, as it will impact upon your overall net earnings from your time on the Barge, but Brothers, Sisters, when it gets to the point where inmates are protecting each other and looking out for the wellfare of wardens not because they are reformed, but because you are not doing your jobs? Well, it's not as if you're likely to earn that deal on your own anyway! So we at the Factory would like to present an ongoing open offer to all wardens, application effective immediately:

[And the grin just drops away entirely, you get that CREEPY, COLD, DEAD EYED STARE HE USED TO TURN ON SAM WHEN HE WANTED TO BE LEFT ALONE]

Leave.

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Exactly. As soon as you asked for it.

You're her responsibility, she fixes you and she gets her end of the deal, everything else? She can just ignore.

They all can.

[Pause]

Sorry, Comrade. I do like Una, but this bothers me.

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And rightly so, comrade.

But I did only do something because I was the first to get there, comrade. She helped because I brought her attention to it, not because I asked for it, comrade.

[Private - and a weird moment of honesty.]

What do you expect, comrade? They're all stupid individualists anyway.

I keep forgetting that. They're not like us, they don't care.

Or, if they do care, it is towards their own individualist ends, and not for the good of the whole.

...I still wish you would not include my warden in this, comrade.

Seven.

Seven wardens have responded to this post to tell me how wrong I am, but when he wanted to kill me only you even NOTICED!

[Prefects voice gets breathless and angry and just upset here, because Sam's gone, and if he needed any more evidence that the other wardens here care more about themselves than they do about the inmates? LOL HERE IT IS.]

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Then tell them that, comrade. Go and damn well shout that at them. Because I took a punch in the face for that, comrade.

I don't know, comrade.

~~I'd offer you a drink but...~~ I've got some gin, comrade. You'll be safer in company.

Can I come to your cabin, Brother?

Yes, comrade.

[And sure enough, a few minutes later, there's a knock on your cabin door.]

Comrade?

[O'Brien unlocks his door, which is an odd thing in itself, and opens it for Prefect,] Comrade, come in.

[Prefect steps into O'Brien's room quickly and quietly, he's carrying a strange, highly strung tension in him, but it's probably understandable right now.]

Thank you, again, Brother.

[And he means that. Not just for inviting him over, or whapping Severen with a book. Just... for agreeing with him and not wanting anything in return.]

It's nothing, comrade, don't thank me. [He noticed the tension and finds his cigarettes out, lighting one for himself and then offering them to Prefect. He's fairly sure the man doesn't smoke, but it looks like he could do with starting.]

You're right to be angry, comrade.

[Part of him was thinking, if they only had surveillence everywhere, Prefect could feel safe that nothing would go unnoticed. He shook the thought off and poured them both some gin.]

Video - Pissy prefect is pissy ALSO, he might be lovely to wardens in the comments :c

THEY HAVE EXCUSES :c

Borg-wibble, electrocution and... not being here. :/

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