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My children, I know that we are all very excited by the coming of the Carnival to our little town, and rightly so! For god takes joy in the joy of his children, and sorrow in their loneliness, and there is much to do at such an event without wandering into the clutches of the Devil.

But, Brothers and Sisters, as you go, go with caution, and as you go, go too with your god! And be not tempted by the sin that is brought to our town by such a place, keep your spirit lifted and your soul and body pure and you will be delivered into his great kingdom yet! For the Devil dresses up! He dances and sways his hips and chatters nonsense streams to draw the coin from your purse and your feet to the path of his ways, and the reward that you will take for following his path is that of damnation eternal! So as you walk amongst those brightly lit stalls, beware, and recall the word of your Lord our God:

"You may be sure of this, that everyone who is sexually immoral or impure, or who is covetous, has no inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and God."

Children, guard that inheritance, so that I might see you again some day at his throne.

[THROAT CLEAR]

I will be holding prayer three times a day from now until the carnival leaves, at nine am, one pm, and five pm. I would like to welcome any of those travellers who seek the light of our lord to attend, and I would be more than happy to guide you towards his glory.


[OOC BIT: Prefect's actually relatively new in town! He was raised by a super religious family in a SIMILAR TINY TOWN, shipped off to a seminary for a bunch of years, and finally ditched here about a year ago, after he was ordained as a priest. His full name is Ezekiel Samuel Prefect (LOL IKR?).

AFTER HE GOT HERE, it took like, TWO MONTHS for Sveta Sophie, to seduce the pants offa him, and they've been having their terrible secret affair ever since.

I'M GOING OUT FOR A BIT NOW, but I'll be back PRETTY EARLY TONIGHT, so feel free to tag or spam people coming to church/just to see him/whatever!]

Date: 2010-09-19 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] youcandielater.livejournal.com
You are not leading them from it, either. The best weapon against the Devil is to never face him at all. Give not into his tricks for he will deceive you with pretty faces and lies.

[Pause. AND THEN, ALL BUSINESS.]

I'll be conducting a small supper tomorrow night at the schoolhouse for those who wish to publicly protest this blight on our town.

Date: 2010-09-19 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
The devil will find every man, no soul is so pure that it can go a lifetime without being tempted. What matters is to choose the Lord when those times confront us.

[Great. He's going to have to make a call on this stupid carnival, isn't he.]

I... will come if I am able. Tonight I will be attending a service for the travelers, and tomorrow I will be talking to some of them about the possibility of being baptized, so as you can imagine, I shall be quite busy.

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