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My children, I know that we are all very excited by the coming of the Carnival to our little town, and rightly so! For god takes joy in the joy of his children, and sorrow in their loneliness, and there is much to do at such an event without wandering into the clutches of the Devil.

But, Brothers and Sisters, as you go, go with caution, and as you go, go too with your god! And be not tempted by the sin that is brought to our town by such a place, keep your spirit lifted and your soul and body pure and you will be delivered into his great kingdom yet! For the Devil dresses up! He dances and sways his hips and chatters nonsense streams to draw the coin from your purse and your feet to the path of his ways, and the reward that you will take for following his path is that of damnation eternal! So as you walk amongst those brightly lit stalls, beware, and recall the word of your Lord our God:

"You may be sure of this, that everyone who is sexually immoral or impure, or who is covetous, has no inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and God."

Children, guard that inheritance, so that I might see you again some day at his throne.

[THROAT CLEAR]

I will be holding prayer three times a day from now until the carnival leaves, at nine am, one pm, and five pm. I would like to welcome any of those travellers who seek the light of our lord to attend, and I would be more than happy to guide you towards his glory.


[OOC BIT: Prefect's actually relatively new in town! He was raised by a super religious family in a SIMILAR TINY TOWN, shipped off to a seminary for a bunch of years, and finally ditched here about a year ago, after he was ordained as a priest. His full name is Ezekiel Samuel Prefect (LOL IKR?).

AFTER HE GOT HERE, it took like, TWO MONTHS for Sveta Sophie, to seduce the pants offa him, and they've been having their terrible secret affair ever since.

I'M GOING OUT FOR A BIT NOW, but I'll be back PRETTY EARLY TONIGHT, so feel free to tag or spam people coming to church/just to see him/whatever!]

Comments

[cisskabob]

It can't be all bad, can it?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

No, no, not all bad, just, if you go, be sure to mind your virtue. There are men who would take advantage of a young lady like you.

[JUST LIKE YOUR POOR SHAMEFUL MOTHER BEFORE YOU.]

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

And we wouldn't want no one to take advantage of no young ladies, would we, preacher.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[AFKNFWERKNDFAIWKDSN]

Well, certainly not, Sister. Of course that's why I thought it best to give your daughter fair and unbiased counsel on the matter.

[HEY JUST FOR THE RECORD? SHE HIT ON ME!]

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

[YEAH THAT'S WHAT SHE THOUGHT.]

Fair and unbiased. Entirely so. You're an example to us all.

[SURE SHE DID YOU MANHO.]