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Voice - PUBLIC TO ALLL!
My children, I know that we are all very excited by the coming of the Carnival to our little town, and rightly so! For god takes joy in the joy of his children, and sorrow in their loneliness, and there is much to do at such an event without wandering into the clutches of the Devil.
But, Brothers and Sisters, as you go, go with caution, and as you go, go too with your god! And be not tempted by the sin that is brought to our town by such a place, keep your spirit lifted and your soul and body pure and you will be delivered into his great kingdom yet! For the Devil dresses up! He dances and sways his hips and chatters nonsense streams to draw the coin from your purse and your feet to the path of his ways, and the reward that you will take for following his path is that of damnation eternal! So as you walk amongst those brightly lit stalls, beware, and recall the word of your Lord our God:
"You may be sure of this, that everyone who is sexually immoral or impure, or who is covetous, has no inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and God."
Children, guard that inheritance, so that I might see you again some day at his throne.
[THROAT CLEAR]
I will be holding prayer three times a day from now until the carnival leaves, at nine am, one pm, and five pm. I would like to welcome any of those travellers who seek the light of our lord to attend, and I would be more than happy to guide you towards his glory.
[OOC BIT: Prefect's actually relatively new in town! He was raised by a super religious family in a SIMILAR TINY TOWN, shipped off to a seminary for a bunch of years, and finally ditched here about a year ago, after he was ordained as a priest. His full name is Ezekiel Samuel Prefect (LOL IKR?).
AFTER HE GOT HERE, it took like, TWO MONTHS forSveta Sophie, to seduce the pants offa him, and they've been having their terrible secret affair ever since.
I'M GOING OUT FOR A BIT NOW, but I'll be back PRETTY EARLY TONIGHT, so feel free to tag or spam people coming to church/just to see him/whatever!]
But, Brothers and Sisters, as you go, go with caution, and as you go, go too with your god! And be not tempted by the sin that is brought to our town by such a place, keep your spirit lifted and your soul and body pure and you will be delivered into his great kingdom yet! For the Devil dresses up! He dances and sways his hips and chatters nonsense streams to draw the coin from your purse and your feet to the path of his ways, and the reward that you will take for following his path is that of damnation eternal! So as you walk amongst those brightly lit stalls, beware, and recall the word of your Lord our God:
"You may be sure of this, that everyone who is sexually immoral or impure, or who is covetous, has no inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and God."
Children, guard that inheritance, so that I might see you again some day at his throne.
[THROAT CLEAR]
I will be holding prayer three times a day from now until the carnival leaves, at nine am, one pm, and five pm. I would like to welcome any of those travellers who seek the light of our lord to attend, and I would be more than happy to guide you towards his glory.
[OOC BIT: Prefect's actually relatively new in town! He was raised by a super religious family in a SIMILAR TINY TOWN, shipped off to a seminary for a bunch of years, and finally ditched here about a year ago, after he was ordained as a priest. His full name is Ezekiel Samuel Prefect (LOL IKR?).
AFTER HE GOT HERE, it took like, TWO MONTHS for
I'M GOING OUT FOR A BIT NOW, but I'll be back PRETTY EARLY TONIGHT, so feel free to tag or spam people coming to church/just to see him/whatever!]
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Are you sure? Many people find it quite a bit more compact than they expect.
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I don't believe that time spent on another human being can ever be wasted.
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He's gonna KEEP TRYING FOR YOUR SOUL, KIRK
what if we try for my soul after we fuck?
If that plan pans out as you hope it will then we'll definitely need to try for it.
DEAL. Spam?
SPAMMMMMM!
[Although admittedly, as Ezekiel pottered around the entrance to the church, he didn't really expect the other man to show up.]
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"You're shorter than I thought, preacher."
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"Well, the Lord accepts all shapes and sizes. James Kirk, I presume?"
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[He nods, and extends his hand.]
"I'm Ezekiel, but, I'll answer to pretty much anything directed at me."
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Jim shakes his hand, nice and firmly.] "So about my soul."
SPAM
"Ah, about your soul. Do you mind if I start by asking what you know about or think about religion?"
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"That it's a reason why my girls don't get as much business as they deserve some nights."
SPAM
[The Preacher gives Kirk a sidelong look. He kind of knows that Kirk's going to be talking about the sexy dancers, but he's just hoping that he's wrong.]
They dancers?
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The best dancers this side of the Mississippi, preacher. You should come see them work their magic.
SPAM
Ah, the thought of a sin is just as black an act as the true commission of it, and I'm afraid I've little doubt that your girls would turn my thoughts to sin.
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"So tell me, if the thought is just as bad as the action, why not get some enjoyment out of it and do the sin."
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[Prefect frowned, walking with Kirk down the center of the aisle.]
For all the things that you indulge in, all the aspects of life that you allow yourself to enjoy, you said to me today that you were unforgivable. That God would not want a man like you. That time spent upon you was wasted.
Jim, to me that does not sound like a man who is happy with his life.
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[Ezekiel said all of this quite calmly, keeping his voice even.]
"But even a poor man does not have to be unhappy, if he is rich in spirit. If he can see within his life the hand of the Lord, every man can find peace."
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"I still don't believe that any God decent folk worship would want anything to do with us scum of the earth."
SPAM - I'm sorry you're getting such tl;dr, Kirk
[The Preacher quoted, before turning to look towards Kirk.]
"All men are sinners, Brother. All men are the scum of the earth. That one is more good than another is just a tale we tell ourselves, because we can not see the world as He sees the world. If a man says: "I am a great man, because I have never sinned", does he not commit the sin of pride? If a woman says, "I shall not speak to you, because you are a wicked man", then does she too not sin, in rejecting one of God's own beloved children?"
[He reached across to place one hand on Kirk's shoulder, holding his other up for the man to see.]
"Do we not both have ten fingers? Do we not both bleed? Are we not both entirely alike, in being made in his image? How could God look down upon us now, as we stand side by side in his house, and love only one of us?"
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