109 - PUBLIC, but kinda aimed at Sam

[buywithme]

Comrades why is the Greenhouse locked? I require admittance so that I can fulfill my--

[PAUSE]

Job. Of Gardening.

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Private

[bythe_books]

Right, and what about dangerous plants?

Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[PAUSE, and when Prefect speaks again it's PRETTY CLEAR that he thinks you're crazy :c]

Comrade, plants aren't dangerous. They don't do anything, they just sit there.

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[bythe_books]

[PREFECT.]

I'm talking about poisonous plants, Prefect.

Re: Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Is that how the murder was committed? I wasn't aware we had any poisonous plants.

Re: Private

[bythe_books]

Nevermind, I-- Look. I'll get the key. Five in the morning. I'm not comin' out a minute earlier.

Re: Private

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

It wasn't a poison plant murder, was it? Because we don't have any poisonous plants and you're just going to prevent me from gardening in my own time.

Private

[bythe_books]

I never said it was!

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Brother, all I am saying is that if we had access to poisonous plants, people wouldn't be killing each other with wheelbarrows.

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[bythe_books]

That's... great, Prefect. Great, fantastic, I'm glad you came to that conclusion.

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

All I'm saying is, your reason for rejecting my counteroffer is invalid.