Video/Open Jail Spam

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[Citizens Channel, Easily hackable]

[Video clicks on, and Prefect is grinning widely at the camera. He looks slightly haggard and slightly more malnourished, but his eyes glow with the fevered light of one who is completely indoctrinated and loving it. He locks both arms over his head, stretches, and begins:]

Citizens! Companions!

Is today not a glorious day to live in the service of our Lord and Master? The sun is high in the sky, the gaseous clouds which plunged us into perpetual twilight last fall are almost entirely receded, we may soon be having a permenant change in the weather, and all prisoners remain in excellent health!

[Oh he's so proud of that! He's practically glowing with happiness! Then he jabs a finger towards the screen.]

And to all of you pamphleteers and would be revolutionaries and assassins? Well, I'll almost certainly be seeing all of you soon!

[He grins so widely it looks like he's going to break something, before reaching forward to kill the feed.]


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[Glancing down at his watch, Prefect notes that in exactly three minutes and forty two seconds, it's time for the prisoners to be fed. Grabbing the cart which contains the meagre rations the prisoners survive upon, he sets off towards the holding cells.]

[OOC: Anyone in the jail? Political prisoners/roaming guards/newly arrested bitches/anyone who's in the jail for any reason at all and would like to spam? Feel free to hit me up, multiple threads welcomed!]

[Edited to add: In a note for his fellow prison officers:]

Fellow servants of our Lord and Masters, I'm... I had a troubling conversation with someone recently, would you mind giving me your thoughts on this?

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HE IS SUSPICIOUS.

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[Prefect frowns a little more, this is a rather worrying topic of conversation. He clears his throat and forces a grin.]

Oh yes, well, maybe when the issue of overcrowding arises we could consider whether or not to take that option.

[Still grinning like a Jackal.]

...he probably should be

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[Beatty nodded and sipped at his coffee idly, considering if that would be a good option. Deciding that yes, it could be, he leaned against the wall.]

Oh yes. We can sit down properly and talk about it. Now then, off of this subject. [He put down the coffee and clapped his hands together, raising a bit of ash from the impact.]

Isn't it almost time to make another round?

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[O'Brien rolled his eyes and gave Prefect a slight shove down the corridor,] You can't let your guard down around here, comrade. Even so, let's punish him.

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[O'Brien shrugs,] That's the idea. You need someone bigger than these people, to unite people, to be a focal point of hate.

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[She edges back a little further.]

Maybe he can look into that case of strychnine poisoning you seem to have got. It's a wonder it hasn't killed you yet.

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[FU Arthas! You get an unhappy look from Prefect]

[Prefect staggers a little from O'Briens shove, but keeps his balance as they set off down the corridor together]

Of course, sorry. You know, for someone who only just started this job, you're very good at it...

[And he continues to chatter away as they fade into the distance.]

Re: LIBBY MOMENTARILY INTERJECTS. From a nearby cell.

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[Prefect appreciates Gabriels decision not to break his arm (because he needs it to hand this delicious bowl of gruel to Libby. ENJOY, LIBBY!). Ignoring the snark, he just smiles adoringly.]

Execution isn't my department, Citizen. My job is to keep you in the cells and keep you alive for as long as you are here!

[His smile widens.]

You're to be formally executed then? I thought your batch were going to the arena. You'll want to keep your strength up for that!

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[Prefect brightened visibly at the suggestion of making another round of the prisoners cells]

Why yes, I believe it is! Would you care to accompany me?

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[FIRST TIME GABE'S HEARD THAT IN AWHILE.]

Wait. What? Arena? Two men enter, one man leaves? That kind of arena?

[Excuse Gabe while he casually turns away from Prefect to pump his arm in a VICTORY sign.]

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More like, several men women and children and lions get thrown in, usually most of the lions leave. I believe it's the same principal though!

[It's good to see you looking so happy Gabe, Prefect gives you a nice big congratulatory smile!]

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[If there was one thing he liked about being here, it was watching Prefect interact with the prisoners. With a grin, he finished up his coffee and nodded.]

Of course. Lead the way!

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But who would that someone be? [Prefect is fascinated by your theories, O'Brien, do go on!]

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I don't know... who did the Master overthrow? What happened? [Ooops. Giving away that you're not from here, O'Brien.]

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[SUDDEN SAD FACE.]

I don't have strychnine poisoning!

[Or does he...]

Why do you think I have strychnine poisoning?

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[At the mention of someone being overthrown by the Master, Prefect claps his hands over his ears and starts humming merrily]

BEST. REACTION. EVER.

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[That reaction, O'Brien could understand, and it made sense in his mind for Prefect to be the one doing it, but he wanted an answer. He reached over and pulled one of Prefect's hands way from his ears,] Well, surely it was a glorious day when he did so, why wouldn't you want to talk about it?

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[And Prefect liked interacting with the prisoners! So everybody wins! Setting off toward the holding cells, Prefect begins his usual routine of greetings, mindless blathering, and quiet acceptance of the assorted abuse which gets shouted at him.]

It's all to impress you!

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[Prefect worked at worming his hand out of O'Briens grip. He'd never been particularly fond of extended periods of physical contact, and he didn't like this upstart young Prison guard taking liberties!]

It was a glorious day when our Lord and Master, who for so long ruled our world in times of darkness, chose to step forward and enjoy the cascades of magnificent light and take a direct hand in the destiny of our world! In fact, it was so glorious, it almost seems like our world didn't exist at all before he came forward to us!

[He gives a nervous laugh.]

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[O'Brien nodded, accepting that response, because it was beyong orthodox.]

You're a goodthinker, comrade. Keep it up.

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[Prefect dropped his hands to his sides and smiled gratefully. Maybe O'Brien was a spy sent by the Master? Not that it mattered, since Prefect had clearly impressed him.]

Thank you, Brother!

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[O'Brien, again, was almost surprised when Prefect used 'Brother', but didn't say anything.]

It's only the truth, comrade.

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[Prefect continued to grin, looking to all the world like O'Brien had just sold him a catalogue full of expensive junk that he didn't need!]

It's still very reassuring to hear it, brother!

[una_persson]

[Sorry, Prefect. Una has decided to cheer herself up BY FUCKING WITH YOU.]

Your face ...

[She twists her face into a fairly accurate mimicry of his horrifying grin, then relaxes.]

Rictus of facial muscles. One of the symptoms.

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[As Una mimics his hideous grin, Prefect unconsciously mirrors her, grinning back. When she explains her reasoning, the grin stays wide.]

Oh, I don't have that. I'm just in high spirits today, Citizen!

[Just like he is EVERY DAY.]

I appreciate your concern though!

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[Una shrugs a little.]

Well ... you might want to be careful of your food, you know. Just in case. It could be gradually introduced. You might not even know...