buywithme: (Calm Prefect)
Prefect ([personal profile] buywithme) wrote2009-11-30 01:19 am

Voice post.

[Prefect's voice is surrounded by the soft cooing of like, a MILLION BILLION TRIBBLES. He sounds just about as calm as he has ever sounder in his life.]

Comrades, I honestly have no idea how it is even remotely possible to dislike these creatures. The number of you deriving enjoyment from their torture is frankly a little disturbing to me. They're nice, and they're gentle, and there is literally no possible reason to stomp on them or feed them to your dogs.

[More cooing, and Prefect lets out a strangely happy sigh.]

[EDITED TO ADD]

Also, Comrades, I recommend that we solve the Tribble problem by hoarding them all into a room which we keep free from food, and then allow them to live there forever.

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Prefect gives Loki what may well have been the most suspicious look of his life, but after a few minutes of contemplating the matter, he reaches into a nearby box and begins drawing out the scarf, shooing Tribbles off it as he does so. When it's all out he holds a bundle of it up.]

There. My scarf.

[identity profile] lotoftrouble.livejournal.com 2009-11-30 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Loki frowns, looking at the scarf.]

Isn't that the Doctor's?