Voice post.

[buywithme]

[Prefect's voice is surrounded by the soft cooing of like, a MILLION BILLION TRIBBLES. He sounds just about as calm as he has ever sounder in his life.]

Comrades, I honestly have no idea how it is even remotely possible to dislike these creatures. The number of you deriving enjoyment from their torture is frankly a little disturbing to me. They're nice, and they're gentle, and there is literally no possible reason to stomp on them or feed them to your dogs.

[More cooing, and Prefect lets out a strangely happy sigh.]

[EDITED TO ADD]

Also, Comrades, I recommend that we solve the Tribble problem by hoarding them all into a room which we keep free from food, and then allow them to live there forever.

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

We could... rescue some.

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[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

I like that idea. I've got some space in my room that I'm not using.

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

We could just keep a couple. In a box. I have many boxes!

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[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

I like that plan. And also, Jack wouldn't look in my room so we don't have any problems there.

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

We could name them! Excellent! Then it's settled, I shall bring you a cardboard box immediately!

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[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

And I'll round up a few Tribbles.

Annnnnd, we can probably leave this assumed, yes?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Good with me!

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