Voice post.

[buywithme]

[Prefect's voice is surrounded by the soft cooing of like, a MILLION BILLION TRIBBLES. He sounds just about as calm as he has ever sounder in his life.]

Comrades, I honestly have no idea how it is even remotely possible to dislike these creatures. The number of you deriving enjoyment from their torture is frankly a little disturbing to me. They're nice, and they're gentle, and there is literally no possible reason to stomp on them or feed them to your dogs.

[More cooing, and Prefect lets out a strangely happy sigh.]

[EDITED TO ADD]

Also, Comrades, I recommend that we solve the Tribble problem by hoarding them all into a room which we keep free from food, and then allow them to live there forever.

Comments

[itsyourtime.livejournal.com]

I'm wondering if there's some way to sterilize the creatures, myself, and allow them to continue to roam around on the Barge.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Maybe we could gag them or something. to stop them from eating.

[itsyourtime.livejournal.com]

First we must contain them in a room. I am certain we could find a way to keep them from reproducing without harming them if McCoy would allow us use of his equipment.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...Sorry, Comrade, I just realised, I'm not sure we've been introduced. My name is Prefect.

[itsyourtime.livejournal.com]

I'm Dr. Statler.

[Private]
And I currently have a tribble stashed in my drawer.