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prefect loves tribbles

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[Prefect's voice is surrounded by the soft cooing of like, a MILLION BILLION TRIBBLES. He sounds just about as calm as he has ever sounder in his life.]

Comrades, I honestly have no idea how it is even remotely possible to dislike these creatures. The number of you deriving enjoyment from their torture is frankly a little disturbing to me. They're nice, and they're gentle, and there is literally no possible reason to stomp on them or feed them to your dogs.

[More cooing, and Prefect lets out a strangely happy sigh.]

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Also, Comrades, I recommend that we solve the Tribble problem by hoarding them all into a room which we keep free from food, and then allow them to live there forever.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Yes! They're obviously entirely benevolent!

Exactly! I mean, all we have to do is not feed them. That should be easy.

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Do you have any idea what they're planning on doing with all these Tribbles?

Exactly! We don't even have to do something to sustain them, we need to neglect to do something!

I don't know. People keep talking about eating them.

Eating them? God. That's horrible!

We could... rescue some.

I like that idea. I've got some space in my room that I'm not using.

We could just keep a couple. In a box. I have many boxes!

I like that plan. And also, Jack wouldn't look in my room so we don't have any problems there.

~~We could name them!~~ Excellent! Then it's settled, I shall bring you a cardboard box immediately!

And I'll round up a few Tribbles.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

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AWESOME. We'll keep them in your room, because after this post, my intentions won't be well hidden

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN! We can have joint custody. :3

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Annnnnd, we can probably leave this assumed, yes?

Good with me!