buywithme | 84 - A new challenge arises! Video

[Prefect is extremely close to the camera when it switches on, like, check out this guys out of focus eyebrows close. He rocks back ever so slightly, until enough of his face is visible that it's possibly to identify him as being apparently somewhat perplexed]

Comrades, I find myself-- My livelihood and rights to happiness and freedom and the glorious glories of the bountiful universe, that is to say, they are hindered, Brothers. Sisters. I find myslef--I can't find...

[Trailing off he turns to peer behind him, leaning around so far that he begins to tumble backwards, righting himself just in time to disrupt the placement of the camera and giving you all a nice shot of what he's wearing. That is to say, a gigantic Dr Who scarf, and white boxer shorts. A minute later, the camera is pointed back at his face.]

What I mean to say is, that through some outrageous abuse of regulations and uniform, My shoes are gone.

[He lifts a foot up to the camera to display this fact, wiggling his toes in objection to this fact, before managing to look genuinely distressed by this loss.]

Comrades, I don't have that many spare shoes! If anyone sees them then it is of the utmost importance that you contact your... your..

[Standing on one leg is hard. Prefect manages to flail one arm out as he begins to lose his balance and goes crashing down to the floor.

He's pretty drunk right now.]

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I'm sure. Well try not to asphyxiate on your own vomit or something equally annoying for the rest of us.

I was sgetting sick here before you even knwe there was a here to get sick in. I'm fine.

Oh of course, how could I doubt that flawless logic? Get yourself a few glasses of water for Christ's sake and try not to lose anything more pressing than your shoes.

I was getting sick here before most people who are sick here now. What they should do? Is have sentences. So you know when you can go home.

Good god man, how much did you drink? You sound like a frat boy trying to wax philosophical.

After code breaking that I assume you mean the Admiral should have sentences for how long you lot stay. You realize that waiting out a sentence isn't going to help anyone rehabilitate past grinning and bearing it.

Not that drunk! I'm just explaining that, what happens is? We get depressed. It would be better if we knew one day we could go home.

What if we get so used to being here that we can't go anywhere else ever?

I hate to break it to you but what's left for you in your world? You're dead and this is a second chance not a lot of folks get. Maybe by the end of this inane process you'll get a chance to go back, maybe you won't, hell if I know what the Admiral is thinking, but don't you dare go acting like you're not getting something out of this. If you'd rather be rotting six feet under then you shouldn't be here in the first place.

Yes. And that's why they should tell you when it's going to end, because even if it's just that then you die for good at least you know, and it's not just the rest of eternity failing to get any better.

You wouldn't be here if you couldn't get better damnit, this isn't a playground even if it's a circus half the damned time. How long have you even been here?

Then why don't we get better?

Also, Is it acceptable to pump someone's stomach while on a hunt for evidence?

Because some of you are too raging drunk to be anything more than an annoyance.

What the hell kind of evidence are you looking for?

I'm not entirely sure, I think where I got the alcohol from?

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Have some drunken wisdom, McCoy. He knows you want it.

Prefect is like the drunk messiah. ANd McCoy would be stabbing him with a hypospray at this point

You realise that makes McCoy drunken Judas :|

Good, where's his damned silver :| I don't see any payment over here.

The payment is PREFECTS GLORIOUS WISDOM.

... can he exchange that for the silver?

Only at the big rock candy mountain, where the exchange rate is not as good as you might hope!

Rock candy. McCoy seriously needs some of what Prefect is drinking, because it must be good.

He's not that drunk, he's just kind of weird to start off with!