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Comrades! You're missing the point of this! Now at last can one of the most illustrious and well established pieces of barge Canon finally be confirmed or denied!

Doctor, In Re: 'The Masters Penis', it is the equivalent in size too:

a) A darning needle

b) A spool of yarn

c) A Bobbin.

I DO!

Date: 2009-09-21 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unbiasedchance.livejournal.com
God, I forgot all about that.

LOLBOBBIN!

Date: 2009-09-21 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
I have a file for bad things that have happened to the Master. Every time a new bad thing happens? I consult it for ideas on how I should comment!

Date: 2009-09-21 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unbiasedchance.livejournal.com
Hey Prefect? Do you mind if I make a copy of that file?

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Date: 2009-09-21 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com
That's a bit racy for you, isn't it, dumpling?

I'm impressed. And a little touched.

SUPERQUICKDENIALMODE.

Date: 2009-09-21 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
The human anatomy is only racy if you make it racy.

Date: 2009-09-21 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com
Making a joke of it counts, dearheart.

'Barge canon' though? I'm touched.

Date: 2009-09-21 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
I wasn't making a joke, I was asking sincerely.

It's one of the earliest matters in the history of my time on the barge which feels as of yet unresolved.

I would also accept a response from any of the following:

Lucy
Baby
Jackman
Loki
Lions?
Kahlan

I'm not sure that they all know, but they seem to have a better chance of gleaning the knowledge than the rest of us do.

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>:P

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Private:

Date: 2009-09-22 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-who-is-many.livejournal.com
I'm caressing your alcove, Two...

Private: Mine, too. c:

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Private

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Private

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Date: 2009-09-21 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sellyoumysoul.livejournal.com
You--

You are a horrible, demented little pervert.

Date: 2009-09-21 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Sister, I'm just responding to an ongoing saga regarding this matter:

[You may imagine that he links you to the INFAMOUS MARQUIS DE SADE STORY which is about the Doctor and the Master banging and the Master having a TINY BOBBIN PEEN.]

REI FOUND IT :D Also this!
Edited Date: 2009-09-21 05:07 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-09-21 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
I ask it in a purely academic consideration.
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I do! I do!!!

Date: 2009-09-22 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teenfanger.livejournal.com
Um, what? Ew!

OMG HI THERE OLD SCHOOLER!

Date: 2009-09-22 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Hello Sister, and Welcome to the Barge!

Please do not be alarmed by the nature of this question; I was making a reference to a similar situation to this one which occurred several months ago, not sincerely inquiring as to the proportions of a fellow inmates penis.

Sincerely,
Prefect
From: [identity profile] teenfanger.livejournal.com
I wasn't alarmed, only concerned. But I suppose don't ask don't tell is the motto around here?

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