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[The screen flickers on, and Prefect is sat in front of the camera with his fingers steepled together. Every two seconds or so, he moves his hands, to drum the fingers against each other in a mechanically practiced motion.]

Comrades, Consumers! Do you feel the crippling ache of loneliness gnawing inside of you? Like your place in something larger and more important than yourself has been suddenly dismantled?

[He leans forward abruptly, smiling unnervingly as he cocks his head]

Are we to dwell forever on our brief surrender of all responsibility? To eternally linger between memories of the ecstasy that was perfect unity and the sickening feeling of betrayal which tinges every moment in which we find ourselves devoted to an unfamiliar purpose? Ever to feel the blood of our Comrades freedom upon our hands? Upon all of our hands?

[As he's saying this, one of his hands comes across to wrap around his own neck, leaving the length of his forearm held up across his shoulders, before abruptly pulling himself to the side. Once at the side, he brings one foot up onto the desk before leaning back in towards the camera, his upper body tilted at ninety degrees and suddenly so close up that all you can see is from his hairline down to his upper lip, and he still has that creepy as hell Factory smile on his face.]

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[One hand is now gripping the camera, and he shoves himself back away from it in a controlled but violent motion. Then with the same obsessive, mechanical aggression he thrusts himself down against the table so he has one leg bent at the knee up on the table, and his upper body flat against it, while his remaining leg dangles off the edge. He hasn't blinked since he began, and his eyes are looking progressively more wild.]

Comrades! Consumers! Hesitate no more! Come forward! Stand at my side and be my Comrades! Buy with us today!

[As he finishes, he suddenly looks startled, and finally blinks.]

I mean--

Me.

Buy with me.

[He suddenly looks quite distressed, and his hand lashes out quickly to turn off the camera.]