[Video clicks on, and the camera is pointing straight up into some foliage. Somewhere close by, birdsong is echoing through the trees. The Camera holds perfectly still for a moment, because the man holding it is hiding. After a considerable pause, when he believes that he is safe, finally, Prefect speaks in a low voice:]
Comrades, I feel it is my responsibility to warn you that there may be cavemen on this island.
[The camera shifts slightly, and catches a very brief glimpse of someone shirtless and hairy, before focusing on the cave that the vaguely glimpsed caveman emerged from.]
Beware of the caves.
[Prefect isn't actually looking through the camera, exactly. He's just pointing it in vaguely the right direction, which is why you don't actually get to see the bird which flies dangerously close to his face, prompting him to let out an unmanly yelp, and jerk backwards abruptly. There's just a flutter of feathers, and a disturbing yelp, and the video feed ends.]
[ooc: And that caveman's name... was BATMAN.]
Comrades, I feel it is my responsibility to warn you that there may be cavemen on this island.
[The camera shifts slightly, and catches a very brief glimpse of someone shirtless and hairy, before focusing on the cave that the vaguely glimpsed caveman emerged from.]
Beware of the caves.
[Prefect isn't actually looking through the camera, exactly. He's just pointing it in vaguely the right direction, which is why you don't actually get to see the bird which flies dangerously close to his face, prompting him to let out an unmanly yelp, and jerk backwards abruptly. There's just a flutter of feathers, and a disturbing yelp, and the video feed ends.]
[ooc: And that caveman's name... was BATMAN.]