004 - He's enjoying this way, WAY too much!

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Comrades! Brothers! Sisters! Brothers who are sisters and sisters who were brothers! I know you're all secretly loving this! In regards of the sudden and spectacular rearranging of our needs, I would like to let you all know that for the next day I will be selling feminine hygiene products and masturbatory aides at a price that is practically GIVING THEM AWAY!

This may never happen again, never before have I said "seize the day" and meant it so very much!

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That's nothing, literally everything in Prefects room has now been inside his vagina.

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Unfortunately I just sold off my spare speciality piece, but I still have a large variety of bobbins and lubricants...

...and stress balls, they're pretty good, you squish them down and then they expand again! And I have this sculpture which is actually really tacky as a statuette, but for what I'm trying to sell now it's wonderful!

[I live to incite giggle fits!]

Prefect would be freaked out, but the gloves are for someone else so he doesn't care!

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I've never been a woman before, of course I'm going to make the most of it! Besides, I wouldn't want to think I was selling anything but items of the highest possible quality.

And believe me, they're wonderful.

So, what can I offer you for the gloves?

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Wonderful choice Comrade. You'd like me to drop it round now?

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[I meant to ask would you like to log this, comment spam it, or just take it for granted as having happened?]

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[Heee, yeah I imagined you might be a little swamped right now XD I just wanted to make sure you were okay with that!]