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Brothers, Sister, Comrades, let me make it absolutely clear that in my formative teenage years I was absolutely nothing like that, and I have no Idea where you came up with the idea that I was a serial killer, because I wasn't! I just... had a lot of books about other serial killers. That's all.

Anyway, the point is, that's over now, and like all floods, it in no way resembled reality, thank god.

Date: 2009-06-10 08:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
I am not a communist, Comrade! I am a great believer in the sanctity of the great capitalist system of commerce!

Date: 2009-06-11 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Really? I meet a surprising amount of resistance to my support of Capitalism here!

MANCRUSH: GO.

Date: 2009-06-11 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supersuitup.livejournal.com
But capitalism is the driving force of the world-- I mean, at least, the successful parts of it!

Hey, where I come from, we even have an amazing game show that quizzes people on their knowledge of the consumer market and are rewarded with prizes of turtle wax and dune buggies.

[PROUDLY]

I can name the retail price, down to the cent, of any product you show me.

Date: 2009-06-11 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
[There is a long, awed pause. Then very slowly, the label of a contemporary hair care product which Prefect bought off Claire appears on the page.]

Date: 2009-06-11 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supersuitup.livejournal.com
[There's a pause as Barney calculates, and then recites the price. Followed by:]

Hey, do you have any in stock?

Date: 2009-06-11 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
I have one bottle! For sale at the aforementioned price, or any barter of equal worth.

Date: 2009-06-11 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supersuitup.livejournal.com
Oh my god...

SOLD! I've got the cash right here!

Date: 2009-06-11 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Deal! Would you like me to come by and drop it off, Comrade?

Date: 2009-06-11 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] supersuitup.livejournal.com
Sure! It just so happens I'm in my room as we speak.

AKA: BRO.

Date: 2009-06-11 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Well, what's your cabin number, brother?
From: [identity profile] supersuitup.livejournal.com
Level 6, Room 15. Uh, could you like... make sure there's no angry cowboy around before you knock?

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