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[buywithme]

Brothers, Sister, Comrades, let me make it absolutely clear that in my formative teenage years I was absolutely nothing like that, and I have no Idea where you came up with the idea that I was a serial killer, because I wasn't! I just... had a lot of books about other serial killers. That's all.

Anyway, the point is, that's over now, and like all floods, it in no way resembled reality, thank god.

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[smile4thepeople.livejournal.com]

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[smile4thepeople.livejournal.com]

Is this some kind of joke?

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Yes, Comrade! What can I do for you?

2/4 WHOOPS!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Is what a joke?

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Oh...

[smile4thepeople.livejournal.com]

...I need a bottle of scotch..

Why the hell do you look exactly like a younger me? Do you have an ability?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I might be able to get scotch if you give me some time, or you could have a bottle of gin immediately?

I don't know. I just do.

...

You're Peter's brother, right?

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[smile4thepeople.livejournal.com]

I'll take the gin. Try to get that bottle of scotch, though.

Yeah. Nathan Petrelli.

I'm sorry to keep asking, but I'd really like to know more about this whole appearance thing. Hell, you might be a long lost twin.

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Okay, Comrade. That'll be $10, or the approximate value in miscellaneous goods or services.

I don't know what to tell you, brother Comrade, sometimes... things like this just happen. I mean... it's never happened to me before, but people have confused me with you a few times before. I'm pretty sure I don't have any brothers.

Filtered away from Peter & Claire - Nathan's like OMG ILLEGITIMATE CHILD OF THE FUTURE

[smile4thepeople.livejournal.com]

That better be some good gin. Where can I buy it from you?

And maybe because we look damned near identical. I can't believe I'm asking.. What year are you from?

Filtered away from Peter & Claire - ACTUALLY... He might be right there XD

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

You could come to my room to get it, or I could drop it off to you, whichever you'd prefer.

When I left? The year was 236 A.O.

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[smile4thepeople.livejournal.com]

You can drop it off.

"A.O."?

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

"Anno Officino"

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[smile4thepeople.livejournal.com]

How much do you know about your family history?

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

My... mother had shiny hair and a bun, and my father had... he had... buttons. I remember his coat had shiny buttons. I think they mostly talked about how big the Tv was. That's what I remember them talking about.

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[smile4thepeople.livejournal.com]

That's not what I meant.

I mean, your long history. Surnames, lineage. Maybe what country you're from?

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[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I'm from the Central Sales floor! Or-- It used to be known as the United Kingdom.

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[smile4thepeople.livejournal.com]

Huh. Thank God.

Never mind then.