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[buywithme]

Brothers, Sister, Comrades, let me make it absolutely clear that in my formative teenage years I was absolutely nothing like that, and I have no Idea where you came up with the idea that I was a serial killer, because I wasn't! I just... had a lot of books about other serial killers. That's all.

Anyway, the point is, that's over now, and like all floods, it in no way resembled reality, thank god.

Comments

SEE KIRK TAUNT HIM

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

So we're not best chess buddies? That's a shame.

FU KIRK :C

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

No Comrade. We are not.

YOU LIKE IT

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Liar. You're incredibly fond of me. Admit it.

No. I LOVE IT.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

No, Comrade. In case you didn't notice, during that flood I was clutching desperately at the last person who'd have me.

It's just misfortune that it was you.

Also? Kirk is NEVER leaving him alone again

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I prefer to call it a nice twist of fate. So stop being such a pessimist and let's go celebrate being old again with a drink.

Alcoholism! Prefects ONE WEAKNESS.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...

But I really, honestly don't like you.

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

"Other" serial killers? As in "serial killers who aren't me"? You're really not helping your case here.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I am not a serial killer!

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

So, why're you here? I mean, if you're here, then you're obviously some kind of dead supervillain-- or you're a totally innocent businessman who's being unfairly persecuted, buuuuut I'm pretty sure I'm the only one of those here.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

No Comrade, I'm an Alpha Plus - Designation Prefect, and definitely being unfairly persecuted.

Kirk's too! They're meant to be

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Stop lying to yourself.

You need to have more fun too, so let's go.

Clearly!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...

Go where?

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Out! And about! See the... well, the ship I guess. When the hell do we get shore leave around here anyway?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

We... go to ports sometimes? I don't know. It's sort of sporadic, Comrade.

I've already seen the ship.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Great. That's great.

All of it? Have you really seen everything here?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I've seen... all the parts that inmates can get too.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I'll get you into the Warden parts then.

Now he's just being difficult.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I want to go to the Warden parts.

Kirk isn't above dragging him by the ear.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you do. Everyone wants to go into the Warden parts. That's why they're closed off to the general public.

Yet another excuse for Prefect to pretend not to like you!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

No, I don't, Comrade! They're closed off to breed envy and give us something to aspire too, but I don't need to aspire to warden only parts of the barge. They're just not that important.

Please! His ears are his greatest weakness

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Prefect, I don't think you understand that we're going to have a drink together no matter how many excuses you come up with. We're friends now. You said it yourself.

:c

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Things you say in floods don't count!

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they do. For example, I now have a deep love for the game of chess. And you, now have a deep fondness for me. It's okay. You can admit it.

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

"Alpha Plus"? So, which 'brave new world' did you come from?

[bythe_books]

Sorry I was a bit... stand-offish during the flood, Prefect.