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[buywithme]

Brothers, Sister, Comrades, let me make it absolutely clear that in my formative teenage years I was absolutely nothing like that, and I have no Idea where you came up with the idea that I was a serial killer, because I wasn't! I just... had a lot of books about other serial killers. That's all.

Anyway, the point is, that's over now, and like all floods, it in no way resembled reality, thank god.

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OH WOW I meant for him to say "New York" and not "Manhattan"

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

Yup.

FAIIILLLLL

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

New York's not so great.

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah, except for the part where it's the greatest city ever. Come on, it's the cultural and financial capital of the world!

I imagine his expression hasn't changed for this entire conversation.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Consumer spending in New York only makes up 0.04% of the Factories worldwide profit base. It's on the far Western front and there's no financial incentive there.

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, you come from some creepy Huxley dystopia from the sound of it, so whatev. In the real world, New York is the most awesome city on the planet.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I doubt that. There's nothing good on the western front.

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

Uhh, only everything, which you would know, y'know, if you weren't a Communist.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I am not a communist, Comrade! I am a great believer in the sanctity of the great capitalist system of commerce!

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

Oh, hey, me too!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Really? I meet a surprising amount of resistance to my support of Capitalism here!

MANCRUSH: GO.

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

But capitalism is the driving force of the world-- I mean, at least, the successful parts of it!

Hey, where I come from, we even have an amazing game show that quizzes people on their knowledge of the consumer market and are rewarded with prizes of turtle wax and dune buggies.

[PROUDLY]

I can name the retail price, down to the cent, of any product you show me.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

[There is a long, awed pause. Then very slowly, the label of a contemporary hair care product which Prefect bought off Claire appears on the page.]

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

[There's a pause as Barney calculates, and then recites the price. Followed by:]

Hey, do you have any in stock?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I have one bottle! For sale at the aforementioned price, or any barter of equal worth.

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

Oh my god...

SOLD! I've got the cash right here!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Deal! Would you like me to come by and drop it off, Comrade?

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

Sure! It just so happens I'm in my room as we speak.

AKA: BRO.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Well, what's your cabin number, brother?

PRIVATE - This could be wrong? I'm too lazy to look it up

[supersuitup.livejournal.com]

Level 6, Room 15. Uh, could you like... make sure there's no angry cowboy around before you knock?