buywithme: (YOU BOUGHT THE SHADES AMIRITE?  FOOL!)
Prefect ([personal profile] buywithme) wrote2008-09-04 10:51 am

003 - Special Offer!

[Filtered from The Master]

One week only special offer on packaging tape, screwdrivers, industrial lubricant and bobbins of all shapes and sizes!

For those of you currently feeling "inspired".

Sam has good instincts.

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2008-09-04 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
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Oh, and as a free sample, a welcoming gift to the barge, and to breed a little good will considering your poor spirits, I'll give you some advice, no charge.



That clown is likely to attempt to touch you inappropriately!
bythe_books: (ugh)

Oh that made me LOL HARD

[personal profile] bythe_books 2008-09-04 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
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I can't say I didn't expect that from a clown. They don't have the best of reputations.

I TRY! Joker just happens to scare the absolute bajeezus out of Prefect.

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2008-09-04 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
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Did I mention that he might try to touch you inappropriately with the razors that someone may have sold him based on the incorrect assumption that the Admiral would take them away?
bythe_books: (armed bastards)

That's how Crane feels! They can huddle together

[personal profile] bythe_books 2008-09-04 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
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Oh, you're kidding. And nobody's tried to stop him? There's been no... lockdown or anything?

What sort of prison is this?!

Prefect can live with the fear serum if Crane can live with being periodically posted on ebay!

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2008-09-04 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
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Well you just read him threatening to strangle me with wire and deigned not to intervene.

Not a very good one, and escape appears impossible.
bythe_books: (I'm a policeman officer!)

Sam's planning on doing one of his typically painful "I'll stop the baddies alone!" things :(

[personal profile] bythe_books 2008-09-04 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
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There's a reason I agreed to go meet him.