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Feb. 22nd, 2009 01:02 am
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[personal profile] buywithme
Comrades! Consumers! The Factory would like to absolutely and categorically apologize for the complete failure of its staff to function in any reasonable capacity during the events of the week before last. Rest assured there were severe external influences disrupting the capabilities of its current outlet and staff body and the appropriate reprimands and restorative programs are currently being undertaken.

We would like to take this moment to reassure all our customers that this was an isolated incident and the recent decline in behavioral standards which the Factory requires of it's work force will definitely not be continuing. Despite the mitigating circumstances of this particular collapse of professionalism, we are ensuring that our staff attend a rigorous program of retraining and customer service specialization, to ensure the highest possible service for you! Our valiant and valued brothers and sisters, still living the immaculate dream of the blossoming consumer!

Comrades, let us never lose sight of the great glories of possession and obedience, above and beyond the frailty of our rotting bodies and fleeting allegiances, our broken hearts and our unfulfilled dreams, our dead parents and our meaningless names. Comrades, history is dead and the barge is its tomb. Nothing here has meaning, nothing here survives the ever strengthening vortex of it's function. Comrades, the phrase: "You can't take it with you when you go." no longer applies, because there is nowhere else to go! Forget your outdated notions of family and faith and freedom because all your abstract concept riches are back where you came from and you can never leave this place. Here, it doesn't matter how beautiful your wife is or how intelligent your beloved children are, or how fulfilling you find your job, because none of them exist anymore. Here? The winner is the man with the most stuff. Here, the only things left in the universe that will last, are possessions, and obedience.

Newcomers, welcome to the Barge.

This is an official Factory announcement, there are no golden shores.

Prefect
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[ooc: Annnnd we're back in action! Huzzah! Prefect has been doing some serious thinking and re-educating himself over the last week, this is his eventual response to the last flood!]

Date: 2009-02-22 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unbiasedchance.livejournal.com
Something's on your mind. Why else would you post this?

What are you thinking about? The last flood?

Date: 2009-02-22 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Not at all Comrade! I'm just striving to achieve a professional, functioning balance between the teachings of the Factory and the difficulties of the Barge.

Is there anything I can help you with?

Date: 2009-02-22 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unbiasedchance.livejournal.com
We don't buy it

Not really. We're fine at the moment. However, if we need anything, we'll tell you.

Harv ain't no dummy.

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That's why Prefect loves him!

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Harv loves you to Prefect!

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fake brother bonding, go!

Date: 2009-02-22 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mimic-peter.livejournal.com
So this is probably the wrong time to ask but do you want to get coffee or something sometime?

It was totally the wrong time to ask!

Date: 2009-02-22 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Uh-

Comrade, at Present the Factory staff are endeavoring to sustain an optimum professional performance level and- and-

--and I just have to focus on working harder.

This won't stop him!

Date: 2009-02-22 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mimic-peter.livejournal.com
You don't have to work all the time, do you? Everyone needs to take a break.

He wouldn't be Peter if it did.

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Date: 2009-02-22 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] petite-sleuth.livejournal.com
First; you seem like a right ray of sunshine.

And second; whatcha selling?

Date: 2009-02-22 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Sister, the beauty of uniformity, function, and The Factory will forever be a light in dark places.

I sell whatever I have, and whatever I'm able to aquire! What is it you need Comrade?

Date: 2009-02-22 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] petite-sleuth.livejournal.com
I feel mighty inspired now, Brother. Now what is the Factory?

I'm just testing the market right now. Like to be prepared, you know, just in case.

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You mean it isn't a cult?

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Re: You mean it isn't a cult?

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Now he's just Lying!

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She has you cornered!

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Prefect says she'll have to be a

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... a what?

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She don't wanna be like you. :[

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Everyone wants to be like me!

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*pets*

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Date: 2009-02-22 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
You're wrong. It still matters.

It always matters.
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Of course it does Sister. It is all still of the utmost importance and neccesity.

As long as you're a Warden.

He's a sad kind of guy.

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Date: 2009-02-22 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muddershero.livejournal.com
Do ya sell guns?

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Date: 2009-02-22 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
The Factory would like to apologize in advance but due to current weapons restrictions within the ruling structures of the Barge it is impossible for us to provide stock in this area at this time, rest assured should these circumstances ever change, your name will be added to the many valued customers who have made similar inquiries.

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Date: 2009-02-22 03:17 am (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Default)
From: [personal profile] acid_rayne
You ever received an actual wage?

Date: 2009-02-22 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
Alpha plusses live by the providence of the Factory. We don't need a wage.

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Striked readable.

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Date: 2009-02-22 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com
I got some hedonistic sensibilities in need of a little indulging.

You game?
From: [identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com
I stop work at half past ten tonight. If you wanted to come by then?

I still have a lot of Gin, Comrade...

That smile is adorable. :|||

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It's all for you bb :D

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:cccc

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CCCCCC:

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OOC LOL

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Re: OOC LOL

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Re: OOC LOL

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Date: 2009-02-22 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capnharbatkin.livejournal.com
You 'Prefect'?

Private - Aww, Mal!

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DIDN'T FEEL LIKE STARTING A NEW POST

Date: 2009-02-23 08:00 pm (UTC)
bythe_books: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="dear_prudence"> (exasperated)
From: [personal profile] bythe_books
If nobody's jobs exist anymore, why're you still trying to fulfil yours?

And you're wrong. There is something more than all of this. A bunch of stuff is just... what's the point of it?

[Private]
And... that being said, I can't believe I'm gonna--

I'm such a bloody hypo--

D'you have a DVD player?

Private - He WOULD do that >(

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Private - Prefect is conflicted.

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