buywithme: (victimflood)
Prefect ([personal profile] buywithme) wrote2009-01-03 07:23 pm

33 - Prefect DOES NOT LIKE BEING THIS PERSON

WHY DON'T I HAVE THE RECORDS FOR OUR LAST PRODUCT INSPECTION?

Comrades, I'm beginning to think that this flood is a representation of those whose examples we should not take.

I don't--

It doesn't make any sense. We must strive not to let ourselves be lost or distracted by this interference with what we are destined and born to be! Because... these aren't us, and we should just forget about them.

Private

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
It's not like that, there isn't like... it's not... It doesn't happen often but it's not--

It just happens. You don't give an order, you just follow procedure.

If you're not functioning correctly then you should be happy too-- I mean, you aren't supposed to keep on--



...
bythe_books: (hmm)

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[personal profile] bythe_books 2009-01-05 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
So what's procedure, in this case?

Re: Private

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
"In the event that a product fails to achieve satisfactory standards in any area, said product is to be discontinued; This process will be dealt with by "Division I"* at a separate facility** to prevent any damage to the chemical balances of the adequately functioning product base.

As the current "Division B"*** Factory Prefect, you will be required to oversee the packaging and dispatching of the product to the aforementioned facility by it's peer work group - any product which is hesitant or non-compliant in this task must undergo an immediate secondary strand of testing**** to ensure no contamination has taken place, and that there is no threat of it going on to do so."


* Infrastructure, Intelligence, [Section removed for security reasons.] Ink based materials, Incinerators
** While the location of this facility is not currently being released to individuals in the general work force or Prefecture - All postal information needed is given on [p832 margin b] should this eventuality occur within your workforce.
*** Boats, Brick a brack, Boybands, Beans, Breast implants, Bell bottoms, bollards, beret's - See [p308-330] for complete listings.
**** Conducted at the head office only. Full instructions for this eventuality on [p1239 margin n1]
bythe_books: (paperwork)

Private

[personal profile] bythe_books 2009-01-05 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
...right. Of course. How silly of me to ask.

Look, I think it'd be a big help if, maybe, you had a chance to talk to the other Inmates going through all this.

Private

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't want to talk to the other inmates.
bythe_books: (stare)

Private

[personal profile] bythe_books 2009-01-05 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you don't have to talk to them. Just come with me to this group thing that they're trying to set up, and listen.

I promise you won't have to share anything you don't want to.

Private

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
...

I don't have to say anything if I don't want too?
bythe_books: (smile(ish))

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[personal profile] bythe_books 2009-01-06 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
That's right. You can just listen.

Private

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
...

Would it make you happy if I went?
bythe_books: (mildly concerned)

Private

[personal profile] bythe_books 2009-01-06 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
It would, but... I want you to do this for yourself.

Private - Well, there goes the latest plan for paying you back for the plant.

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
But...

I wouldn't go for myself.
bythe_books: (paperwork)

Private - Sam... INADVERTANTLY SAVES YOUR PLAN

[personal profile] bythe_books 2009-01-06 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Then go for me. Please.

Prefect is OVERJOYED! I have no happy flood picture though.

[identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
DEAL!
bythe_books: (yerrgh?)

Private

[personal profile] bythe_books 2009-01-06 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
...that was easy

Alright. In the library, after dinner.