http://buywithme.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] buywithme.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] buywithme 2009-01-05 02:17 am (UTC)

Re: Private

"In the event that a product fails to achieve satisfactory standards in any area, said product is to be discontinued; This process will be dealt with by "Division I"* at a separate facility** to prevent any damage to the chemical balances of the adequately functioning product base.

As the current "Division B"*** Factory Prefect, you will be required to oversee the packaging and dispatching of the product to the aforementioned facility by it's peer work group - any product which is hesitant or non-compliant in this task must undergo an immediate secondary strand of testing**** to ensure no contamination has taken place, and that there is no threat of it going on to do so."


* Infrastructure, Intelligence, [Section removed for security reasons.] Ink based materials, Incinerators
** While the location of this facility is not currently being released to individuals in the general work force or Prefecture - All postal information needed is given on [p832 margin b] should this eventuality occur within your workforce.
*** Boats, Brick a brack, Boybands, Beans, Breast implants, Bell bottoms, bollards, beret's - See [p308-330] for complete listings.
**** Conducted at the head office only. Full instructions for this eventuality on [p1239 margin n1]

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