26 - Nothing you can hold in your hand, is still better than just nothing.

[buywithme]

Sam?

It was Tobias.

...

Okay, Comrade, I can't tell you who it was, but I can give you some subtle clues!

[There's a long pause before these scribbles are added.]

It was Joker. No wait, lying is probably worse than witholding the truth...

Uhm...

It really was just because I--

I don't think he's going to do it agai--

...

[And so Prefects latest journal entry reads. Strikes there but all unreadable.]

Comments

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Hi Comrade!

I decided I have nothing to say.

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

I saw.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...

I've not had a very good day.

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

You and me both. I dropped my cologne before?

Che puzza. The whole fucking room, it's that strong.

Ralph, THIS IS WHY HE LOVES YOU.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to hear that Comrade!

I have a whole variety of colognes in stock if you want to replace it?

HIS UNEMPATHETIC, COKE-HEAD, CONSUMER NATURE LOVES YOU TOO.

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

Nah -- I got a backu---

Yeah?

Then we'll call it a favor and I'll come by a little later.

Besides, I got a job for y-- me a specialized shopping list I need you to take a look at.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Uhh, I can't go to my room for a bit Comrade, but let me know what you need and when you need it and I'll see what I can do!

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

I'm not talking boxes here. I got some specific things in mind.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Okay Comrade, what do you need?

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

You light on your feet?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

You know I am!

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

Ever played basketball?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Uhh,

No, but I have watched it played!

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

It's... kinda embarrassing.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

What, Basketball?

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

No.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...

I don't get it Comrade.

AND HOPEFULLY NOONE ELSE WILL EITHER.

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

The list?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...

You want something to do with basketball?

...HE HOPES HE IS BEING OBSCURE ENOUGH. c:

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

What?

TOO OBSCURE, PREFECT IS BAFFLED :C

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

What does basketball have to do with it?

Re: TOO OBSCURE, PREFECT IS BAFFLED :C

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

Nothing----

...

W--

Look. We'll talk later.

In person, okay?