25 - Prefect has formed an opinion!

[buywithme]

Comrades, it's good to see the ongoing availability of all varieties of colour, bed, book and behavior in the barge and barge related outlets. Whether or not the outlets want our availability.

[Edited - with shiny new strikes!]

Sam? Can I have a double bed in my room?

I've made my own arrangements.

Comments

[bythe_books]

I wish you'd have asked that before we left Port. How'm I supposed to get you a bed now?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Ingenuity!

I didn't realize I wanted one until I got back Comrade.

[bythe_books]

I'll uh... see if anybody wants to trade.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Okay Comrade.

What do you want for it? If you can get me one?

[bythe_books]

Nothing. It'd be a gift.

1/2

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

2/2

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should find one myself.

[bythe_books]

Is it really that difficult for you to accept something for free?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I'm not supposed too.

SAM IS PLOTTING NOW >(

[bythe_books]

...

PREFECT SENSES THIS >:C

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

If you try to give me something I will sneak payment into your room.

[bythe_books]

Do you have holidays where you're from, Prefect?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Christmas is a time when you trade objects in order to carefully manipulate your social standing and then go out and lose yourself in the glorious consumerist excitement of January sale shopping!

SAM HAS SEEN YOUR EDIT.

[bythe_books]

...

Prefect, while I don't mind you trading for your own bed, I want to make it very clear that if you traded something illicit for it, I will have it removed.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Comrade. You know my transactions are completely confidential.

I can't tell you what I traded for it.

[bythe_books]

I don't expect you to.

Have a nice real Prefect smile!

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Thank you Comrade!

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

...What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Uh.

I don't know?

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

She gagged.

He didn't get it, but he can tell it's a joke! So he's fake loling.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

Comrade!

Where did you hear that?

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

Your Ma told me.

...But I mighta worded it a little differently. I had to fill in the gaps, y'know?

ANd THE PRETEND UNDERSTANDING DROPS

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

...

I don't think my mother's here, Comrade. Could it have been someone else?

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

So.

Port.

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I don't remember seeing you there Comrade.

Did you fall over the side?

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

Wh-- No.

I didn't go. Not after the stereotyping shit they tried to pull.

Pizza man? Fuck you.