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Prefect ([personal profile] buywithme) wrote2013-03-17 09:39 pm

Open Spam

[Tap tap tap

Yes, that sound is coming from your window, barge denizen, it is the soft tapping of little fingers on irritatingly water resistant glass.

Tap tap tap

Usually, Prefect is pretty much the last person on the barge who would come tapping at someone's window, trying to lure their out of their room into a watery grave. He's a nice person, and more than that, a man who holds himself up to a high set of moral standards.

Unfortunately, he fell overboard and turned into a mermaid, and he does have a precedent for taking a keen interest in fucking with people when he's been turned into a mermaid. Still, it's probably okay to open your window and talk to him, right?

Tap tap tap

Tap tap tap

Tap tap tap...
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with_my_teacup: (Action-- eyeshine)

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-03-18 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Riddick drops his bottom jaw, extending his mouth wide, and then shuts it with a snap.]

Likewise, little merboy. Use your brain, not your eyes.

with_my_teacup: (Action-- Show me your eyes)

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-03-18 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Not too far. It starts to hurt. But a little toward the light.

[Sigh]

For someone who thinks tools aren't fair you really could use a lantern.
with_my_teacup: A dark icon with translucent fins and a bioluminescent lure just at bottom of frame, fish not shown (Port-Bright lure)

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-03-18 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hfff.

[But he'll swim someplace a little less incredibly dark, Prefect. It may even be an apology for trying to eat you.

It may not.]
with_my_teacup: A dark icon with translucent fins and a bioluminescent lure just at bottom of frame, fish not shown (Port-Bright lure)

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-03-18 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Grunt]

Well, I'm not going to eat you.

[Sorry, Prefect, that's as close to an apology as the angler gets.

He squints in the light-- dim though it is it takes a lot of getting used to. He's a dull red color, here where red light actually reaches. He thinks he looks just splendid. Do you have sensory papillae? No? Bet you're jealous.]