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Prefect ([personal profile] buywithme) wrote2013-03-17 09:39 pm

Open Spam

[Tap tap tap

Yes, that sound is coming from your window, barge denizen, it is the soft tapping of little fingers on irritatingly water resistant glass.

Tap tap tap

Usually, Prefect is pretty much the last person on the barge who would come tapping at someone's window, trying to lure their out of their room into a watery grave. He's a nice person, and more than that, a man who holds himself up to a high set of moral standards.

Unfortunately, he fell overboard and turned into a mermaid, and he does have a precedent for taking a keen interest in fucking with people when he's been turned into a mermaid. Still, it's probably okay to open your window and talk to him, right?

Tap tap tap

Tap tap tap

Tap tap tap...
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with_my_teacup: A dark icon with translucent fins and a bioluminescent lure just at bottom of frame, fish not shown (Port-Bright lure)

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-03-18 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, hey, Prefect! Stop thrashing! I'm going to eat you!

[Riddick has a knife, a whalebone thing he's very proud of, but he doesn't use it to hunt. Blood leads to sharks, sharks lead to an interrupted meal, but if he could just strangle him-- oh this bastard and his bastardy tail. He hangs on to the net, trying to keep it around the other merman.

...this works better on groupers. It could really be going better.]
Edited 2013-03-18 00:38 (UTC)
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[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-03-18 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
That's how anglers work, you're supposed to think we're tiny fish, but you're supposed to be smarter than usual fish!

[He's fending the thrashing tail off with one brawny arm and clinging to the net with the other hand because do you know how long it took to salvage that thing.]

If you're stupid enough to try to eat part of my spine I should be allowed to eat you!

STOP THAT STOP THAT OW FUCK THAT WAS MY TEETH.

[They're actually kind of sensitive Prefect stop that.]


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[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-03-18 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Tools separate us from the animals, you're ridiculous!

[Ridicoluf. It's a thick dialect, anglerspeak.

But suddenly Riddick goes still, just being carried along.]

You're bleeding. Prefect, you cut yourself on my teeth. Prefect-!
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[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-03-18 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Do you like sharks, Prefect? I don't like sharks. Shut up and let me fix your tail before you get too much blood in the water.

I would have killed you cleanly, I wouldn't have taken pieces out of you while you were alive, but noooo, Prefect wants sharks.
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[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-03-18 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't try to eat you if you hadn't tried to eat my lure. Do you know how long I've been culturing that bacteria? Stupid. Not my fault you're no smarter than a gulper eel.

[He grunts and sets to work doing what he can to staunch the wound-- using up some precious textile, no less-- it looks like just a scratch, it won't be open long.]

Fine, I don't care. I'll wait for something I can swallow. The airbreathers would thank me, you know.
with_my_teacup: (Shine: Scowl!)

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-03-18 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Riddick starts to untruss him, swatting at his hands occasionally]

Stop struggling. This net is pieced together from at least a dozen shipfalls. It's the good stuff that the urchins don't wind up eating. Don't tear it.

I won't break your neck.

And I'm pretty sure the air breathers notice what you do when you try to trick them into poking the giant squid. Or do that jellyfish thing.
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[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-03-18 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
They'd remember if it was me.

[Riddick laughs nastily. He swings his lure back up above his head to give a last bit of light-- his eyes are adapted for these depths why live down here if your eyes aren't, honestly but this is fine, delicate work.]

Don't bite it. I'll punch you again.

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[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-03-18 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Then don't bite it.

[If underwater communication was well suited to huffing, Riddick would huff in irritation.]

I'm hungry.

I have some tubeworm steaks at home. They aren't very filling but it's something.

Why do you pester the air-breathers, anyway? You can't want to eat all of them. You could fit maybe one or two, tops.

[Assuming Prefect has a conveniently distendable stomach, but really, it's dark and cold down here and food isn't always readily available, so why wouldn't you.]
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[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-03-18 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
You have to cut them into pieces and eat fast or leave the rest. It's trouble. And they taste gamey, like a whalefall.

I've only had them dead, maybe they're better fresh.

[He frees the net and slings it around his waist, tying it up carefully out of the way of his fins.]

Why do you want to know all that? They seem pretty simple. Do like, air and light. Don't like, drowning, being eaten.
with_my_teacup: (Shine: Scowl!)

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-03-18 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
That is not a toy. It is part of my spine. I'll hide it again and you won't be able to see.

[He flares his fins to look bigger, and lifts his dorsal spines, most of them much shorter than that long whip but much sharper looking.]

Like what do they feel?

Besides jellyfish, when you're around.
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[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-03-18 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
You make sense like nautiluses make sense.

[And they swim backwards and navigate by bumping their shells into things, Prefect. Examine your life, and your choices.]
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[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-03-18 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
My mother always told me that politeness is the only lure that you unbright people can use. I'm not biting. [Sniff.]
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[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2013-03-18 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
I was mostly angry.

And some hungry.

Mostly angry. Most things that go for my lure don't have hands.

[His shoulder flinches, and he gives the other mer a long, suspicious look. But he lets him get on with it. If blood happens, though, he's netting the little shit and locking him in a ship's hold until the new ship is gone just to teach him a lesson.]

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