TWITTER. YEAH I MADE AN ACCOUNT JUST FOR THIS /o\

[buywithme]

[incidentally this is the ass pic he linked too there. IT IS MELS CALL IF THIS IS ACTUALLY SHATNERS ASS OR IF HE IS JUST FIBBING. Don't ask how he got it.]

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[underemployed]

I lied. It's not terrible to look at so long as there isn't any noise coming out of it.

...his face, not his ass. Actually, you know what? His ass too.