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[Video clicks on, and say hello to your friendly neighborhood hostaged Commodore. Prefect is slumped, shirtless against the stone wall of his cell, his expression is tired and irritable. He's a little scuffed, and there are bruises climbing up his chest, but as he begins to broadcast, you can see him force himself to straighten up, so that he can deliver his daily bitching session with an air of authority and professionalism.]

This is Commodore Prefect of His Majesty's Royal Naval Forces, calling all officers who are yet to join the cowardice hoard here in their treachery to the crown.

Myself and First Lieutenant Pendragon are now entering the hundred and twelfth day of our imprisonment here. Spirits are high, and neither one of us have swerved in our loyalty to his majesty, or our certainty that God, and right shall deliver us from this ugly circumstance.

[His expression slips slightly, and there's a hint of a glare coming through as he continues:]

It is in that spirit that I wish to add to the list of charges which I have recorded thus-far, to be pressed against the inhabitants of this vipers nest, when they are brought before the hand of the English courts and to the satisfaction of the just.

Two days ago, as Lieutenant Pendragon and I commandeered a vessel for the departure from this island, we were waylaid by two men known to be in the employ of Captain Reaver, known locally by the names "Black-Eye Dan" and "Fists McCall". Both men struck at us, and while alone we easily outmatched them, it did not take long for them to enlist the aid of the local mob, and we were swarmed by collaborators before we were able to depart.

[He's looking progressively embittered at this point, like even saying all of this is leaving a bad taste in his mouth.]

I have added the names of those guilty of colluding with our captors to the list [The list which he has been compiling since his arrival, which has the name of almost everyone in the port on it by now, which he updates every few days just so you know that you're on it.] In addition to the names of several local criminals who we have witnessed operating from the confines of our imprisonment.

The only men here more worthy of the noose than these scurrilous curs, are those deserters who come here, shed of their colours and entrenching themselves as deeply in the crimes this place as any other man! They are the shame of His Majesties Navy, and I name them too! I've much hope that you and I, oh last and loyal men, shall carry them to court martial, and to pay in blood for their cowardice, and their treachery!

[He ends in a pissy little snarl, before clicking off the video. Once the broadcast is finished, the text function scrolls down the communicators face, with a long, long list of the people Prefect is eventually planning on hanging. Feel free to assume that your character's name is on there.

It may go without saying that he makes these broadcasts frequently, and that they're only superficially intended for loyal Naval Officers. They're more like a giant, petty, ongoing fuck you to the pirates and inhabitants of Barcaza.

The cell (housing both Prefect and Arthur) is literally built into the corner of a building, and open to the street and passers by, so feel free to spam!]
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Date: 2012-03-15 07:31 pm (UTC)
tatty_bye: (feh)
From: [personal profile] tatty_bye
[Scoff!]

Such a charmer. Tis' a wonder no one has come to fetch you home yet.
Edited Date: 2012-03-15 07:32 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-03-15 07:37 pm (UTC)
tatty_bye: (smarmy)
From: [personal profile] tatty_bye
Oh you wound me so, Commodore. I think the term "petty" ceases to be applicable, in a legal sense, once we've passed a certain monetary mark. Of course, as much as I would love to lower the cost for your release to better reflect your views of your present worth, that would only lead them to think we're growing tired of you.

And I do so love these little chats of ours.

Video

Date: 2012-03-15 07:38 pm (UTC)
gotgreenmagic: (pirate - imminent criminal activity)
From: [personal profile] gotgreenmagic
[Sherry is in a room at an inn somewhere, sorting through various goods that have obviously been acquired through some manner of malfeasance. Normally she would use voice but LOOK, PREFECT. LOOK AT ALL THE CRIME THAT'S HAPPENING.]

Carry us to court martial, you say?

I think that might take more than the two of you. And a reeaaallly big wheelbarrow. And for you to be capable of doing something other than sitting on your rear end for one hundred and twelve days.
Edited Date: 2012-03-15 07:39 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-03-15 07:46 pm (UTC)
tatty_bye: (completely in control)
From: [personal profile] tatty_bye
Nefarious indeed! After we've been so very hospitable as well. Are you not healthy? Well fed? Flowers unplucked?

Date: 2012-03-15 07:51 pm (UTC)
with_my_teacup: (Head down)
From: [personal profile] with_my_teacup
[The voice on the comm could be from anywhere, or nowhere. This is what happens when a boy grows up speaking Swahili and pidgin dutch and picks up English from a multinational crew of no-goodniks. Then learns Latin from an Irishman.]

Brother, your plight saddens me and I will do what I can to see you freed. But I beg in the meantime, do not give way to anger. Like milk in the sun, wrath curdles into despair. Forgive these your countrymen: you cannot know what strange winds and tides brought them here.

Video

Date: 2012-03-15 07:54 pm (UTC)
gotgreenmagic: (pirate - smile)
From: [personal profile] gotgreenmagic
....

[She's silent for a moment, digesting what he's said, then has to stop what she's doing for a moment to start laughing.]

You - you've broken out twenty-eight times and in the most lawless damned port in the Caribbean, you couldn't put your hands on a sword once-?

Jesus. You're right, our days are numbered. I can already feel the noose around my neck, Commodore.

Date: 2012-03-15 07:58 pm (UTC)
tatty_bye: (I'd fuck me)
From: [personal profile] tatty_bye
Actually, it might make your plight just a little more urgent. Perhaps they might care to help you if they knew you were suffering and not living in the lap of luxury.

I would be delighted to strip your accommodations down to something more to your liking, if you prefer. Especially since this marks -- how many times now that you've wandered off?
Edited Date: 2012-03-15 08:04 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-03-15 08:02 pm (UTC)
with_my_teacup: (Head down)
From: [personal profile] with_my_teacup
They are your brothers and mine, your sister and mine, heirs to the country of God. He calls for them to cease their depredations and for you to hunt them no more, and forgive their harms against you.

[This is Friar Dick's usual line, and the fact that he believes it wholeheartedly has never stopped it from annoying anyone.]

Date: 2012-03-15 08:07 pm (UTC)
tatty_bye: (cane)
From: [personal profile] tatty_bye
On the contrary, I'm thinking you cannot run far if you are incapable of running.

Date: 2012-03-15 08:09 pm (UTC)
ichoosefight: (🌱 i hate waiting)
From: [personal profile] ichoosefight
Oh joy.

Who let the riff-raff in?

Video/Private

Date: 2012-03-15 08:15 pm (UTC)
gotgreenmagic: (pirate - chillin' like a villain)
From: [personal profile] gotgreenmagic
Maybe if you didn't make sure people were so thoroughly aware of your plans before you carry them out. One might say it hands over an unfair advantage.

[Legitimate advice, or mocking you with the fact you obviously need advice? GUESS WHICH THIS IS.]
Edited Date: 2012-03-15 08:15 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-03-15 08:16 pm (UTC)
tatty_bye: (mischievous)
From: [personal profile] tatty_bye
Let me make this very clear: I am not in the habit of taking hostages, Commodore. You may refer to these circumstances as special ones. My crew agreed that you might be worth more to us alive than dead.

I would strongly suggest you not try to change our minds about that, because the end result will not be that you're turned loose like an unneeded fish caught in a net. I'd sooner auction to the highest bidder here the privilege of kicking the stool from from under your feet to watch you dangle like so many of our comrades before you.

If I didn't just shoot you.
Edited Date: 2012-03-15 08:17 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-03-15 08:25 pm (UTC)
with_my_teacup: (Head down)
From: [personal profile] with_my_teacup
Nor yours to pursue them for other men.

I am worried that you will grow ill if you cannot find some peace in yourself.

Date: 2012-03-15 08:26 pm (UTC)
ichoosefight: (this school's a HOLE at best)
From: [personal profile] ichoosefight
I just got back, sir. I didn't realize I took the neighborhood with me.
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