127 - WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS, BARRON?

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Comrades, if anyone has had any... uh...

[Pause.]

Comrades, could anyone who knows Barron Sharpe personally, just let me know how they first met him?

[BARRON >C]

Comrade, you know, there are normally people who would be prepared to help you with things even if you don't change their memories first?

[Sigh.]

You tried to change Mr. Nygma's memories, and I know that under normal circumstances, being hit on the head with a cane would be considered a punishment, but I think I need to actually punish you for this first, Comrade.

[HOW DOES HE DO THAT? Oh God. Sam only ever told him off and made him feel guilty.]

I... am going to take your shoes. No more shoes allowed. For a month, Comrade.

[ADMIRAL :C]

Please take Barron's shoes away from him.

Comments

Re: Spam

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

She was Beatty's warden! I know her. [Prefect chirps up! He likes Cissie. Then he shakes his head.] I meant... [He kind of meant that between looking after tiny Kirk and tiny Cissie, he has KIND OF NOTICED that she keeps an eye out for him, because he's a bit of a man child. But he suspects that she wouldn't thank him for saying so.] ...I just meant that aside from the occasional cat-burgling and beating deserving people up, you seem to be pretty responsible when the Barge gets crazy.

[Pause]

If I turned into... I don't know, a small animal, or... suffered from brain damage? Then I'd trust you to either remember to give me access to food or get me to the infirmary.

Re: Spam

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[She shrugs.] Yeah. I would. Same for Tim, Parker, Kirk - anybody else I care about. I guess Cissie's more an acquaintance but - evidently it still counts.

[She hops over the bar rather than circling around it to fix herself another drink.]

I'm just...not crazy, is all. I would prefer that my friends not starve to death or stick their fingers into electrical sockets or whatever.