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[buywithme]

Maybe it's possible for us to come up with a social contract under which we collectively pretend that floods like the last one just didn't happen? It feels like a lot of us enjoy each others suffering in a way that is inevitably going to come back around and make our lives uncomfortable at a later date.

[Filtered to wardens who Prefect is especially fond of. Rayne, Una, Kirk, Sexby, Four, The Marquis and Seven.]

Comrades, has anyone else noticed that Howie seems... particularly unlike himself, lately?

[Private to Howie]

Excuse me Comrade, I was wondering if I could ask you some questions about God?

Comments

[Private]

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Come on, man. I wouldn't do that. How would I graduate without you? [Pure, pure lies.]

Huh, so does that mean that you'll let me go to the bar? It's in the spirit of helping, right. It can only make me better.

[Private]

[buywithme.livejournal.com]

I'm not buying it, Comrade.

All right, Comrade. You'll have to come with me, because you couldn't get in on your own even if I wanted you too, but I'll take you if you want.

[Private]

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Are you calling me a liar? I'm hurt, warden.

[Thinks about this.] Right. And you'd agree to keeping a few feet away from me at all times? I'm not having any of that worker business done on me again.